Dear Diary:
Guess who's birthday it is
Definitely not mine
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THERE WILL BE...A WORLD MEETING. BUT GUESS WHERE?!
I'll spell it out
C-a-n-a-d-a
I thought that place didn't exist, but whatever
Point is... It's very far away and I'll have to actually move to get there
And I don't feel like it
Who actually feels like doing something now in days?
Nobody
That's why robots exist
One day, they'll do our work... and then murder us with giant hammers
Mmmmm yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Speaking about big hammers, Sweden is building something and he ain't telling no one what it is
Maybe it's a (This part of the story was censored by the Wattpad Community lmao)
But it can't be worse than what was in the box, for sure. Nothing can be worse than that
ALSO FINLAND BAKED COOKIES
But Sealand ate them all
I hate Sealand
-Me
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
