Dear Diary:
Today was one of those "Why can't I just get smashed by a plane" type of days for two reasons specifically
1) Somebody stole my phone charger and it's below 10%
I WANT TO SCREAM
2) I forgot to feed Mr. Puffin
"What's so terrible about that?" you may be asking. And that's actually a very good question, and a good question deserves a good answer
He tried to eat the cat
Woke up to some weird noise at 4
Turned the lights on
The cat's legs were in Mr. Puffin's mouth and he was trying to swallow them :(
He was meowing for help half dead and beaten up
Like what kind of living being beats up a poor cat and tries to eat it?!
Mr. Puffin is now in jail (his cage) with a plate of shit. Because you are what you eat. And he's SHIT
So I went to the vet and they told me he may die
What a way to start the week
Vet: Mr. Egbert-
Me: Emil
Vet: Your cat might die. Pay me and leave
LIKE EVEN THE CAT LOOKED SHOOK
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET YOUR DEGREE AT? TIT SCHOOL?
Wasn't there a softer way to break the news? ;-;
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Oh also I bought a new shirt. It's really fab haha
-Iceland
Can I plz end this book like tbh my mind is dry
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
Fiksi PenggemarNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
