Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Thursday, July 6

Dear Diary:

:)) guess  :)) what  :)) happened :)) today :))

I went to Hong Kong's house after 5 hours of mental debating on whether to do it or not. I ended up flipping a coin in the air to decide for me. Luck is against me, apparently

(a/n: should of used the decision cube-)

I knocked on the door and after a while he opened it and looked... perfectly fine

HK: Hey, long time no see. Woah, you look like shit

Me: ...... I'm breaking up with you

HK: ........... Huh?

Me: You didn't officially say it last time, so I will. I'm breaking up with you

HK: .............

He started sobbing loudly :')

Me: Um-

HK: WHY?! WHAT DID I DO WRONG? I TRIED MY BEST, ICE. I REALLY DID! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!?!

Me: BUT YOU'RE THE ONE THAT BROKE UP WITH ME

HK: I NEVER SAID SUCH THING

Me: ARE YOU PRETENDING IT DIDN'T HAPPEN??!?!

HK: EHHHHHH?!?!?!

Me: UGH, I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE

HK: NO, NOT THE FACE

HK: I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING

Me:  UGHHHH THAT DAY I FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY. YOU STORMED OUT SAYING "I'M DONE WITH THIS" AND THEN YOU LOWKEY DECLARED YOURSELF SINGLE ON WHATSAPP

HK: .... Ok first of all, like... I meant I was done with "this" referring to that moment

Me: .....

HK:  Second- YOU KNOW I EXAGGERATE STUFF x10000! I FUCKING OVERREACTED, I ADMIT IT. I ALWAYS DO, YOU CHICKEN NUGGET

Me: WHAT KIND OF TRASH INSULT IS THAT?! WAIT... SO... THAT MEANS YOU NEVER BROKE UP WITH ME... AND WE'RE STILL TOGETHER?!

HK: Forever

Me: .....

And then I was crying and we were both crying and on the floor hugging each other for about half an hour (we lowkey made out but hsjfhsjsbs you realize I don't like talking about that stuff, right? Too cringey...)

S.Korea:  I'M FUCKING HOME-  holy shit who died?

He dragged us off the floor and onto the couch and burrito wrapped us in blankets :0000

HK: Thank you-

Me: T-Thanks

S.Korea: Wow, you both look like shHIIIEEEET-  Lemme tell you guys a story. Yes?!

Me:  Uh...ok

HK:  Ok...

S.Korea: It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming....On days like these-

HK: NO PLEASE NO

S.Korea: KIDS LIKE YOU-

HK: I'M BEGGING

Me:  huh

S.Korea:  UGH- FINE. A REAL STORY. A GOOD STORY ABOUT LOVE AND WAR

HK: Alright...

Me:  Yeah...

S.Korea:   You say, the price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay. You cry, in your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by

HK:  Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Now you're making me mad
Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man

S.Korea: You'll be back, soon you'll see, you'll remember you belong to me-

HK: Yeah ok stop please

S.Korea:  :'(

HK: How you going to write that in your diary, huh? You never heard "the chocolate"

Me: I'll Google it

And I did :)

I would write down something extremely cringey but I don't really want tooooo hhhhh and no matter how many languages I know, I'll never be able to express it with words sooooo idkkkk

Thing is, I'm glad this was all a misunderstanding. I was freaking out... LiTeRaLlY

.....

Also I totally forgot to mention this, but our house burned down and we lost everything :)

We're staying at a hotel until we buy another house... but we're broke so we'll probably become homeless and dance in the streets for money

That sounds nice

-Iceland

Y'all gonna kill me but the reason all this happened was because I forgot it was Donkey Kong's birthday and well :) (: :) (: I also wanted them to break up at one point so cOugh COUGH MISSION ACCOMPLISHED WHOOP WHOOP

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