Dear Diary:
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY IN A WEEK
AND I REALLY HOPE I DON'T GET A SAD CRINGEY BIRTHDAY PARTY, OR ONE AT ALL
Like that one time they hired a clown and it bullied me all day and made fun of my clothes
But secretly, because here I can write all the secrets ever without anyone knowing... I heard Norway planning something... something to do with a mountain...
Ew
Like, I'll scream if they take me to some mountain like- I don't know... Mount Everest or something
The cringe, man... the crINGE
"UGH WHAT YA DO FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY JIM?"
"NOTHN JUST GOT A NEW PUPPY BRUH WU BAW YOU K E V E N?! "
"UGH I MADE OUT WITH MY SISTER OR SOMTHN I DUNNO BRUH WHA BAW U EMIL??"
"I climbed Mount Everest"
"..... BRUHH DATS SO CRINGEY ITZ DISGUSTING"
"EMIL Y U SO PAINFUL IM DED"
"GUYS PLZ-"
Perfect example right there. If it wasn't, then I don't know WHAT is
So I'm just gonna scream or something because someone's phone has only 2% leFT-
-Iceland
MMM DEM ERRORS IDGAF ALSO I'M WRITING OTHER CHAPTERS NOW SO IM A BUSY FUK GOTTA BLAST PHONES ON 2% IDC IF THAT WAS WELL SAID OR NOT
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanficNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
