Dear Diary:
I'm so sad and depressed
But I don't know why!! Today was a great day and now I'm just laying in bed eating a salad and listening to Finland's screamo music from far away
I'm terrified but I can't stop listening
And now I'm sad again
What a rollercoaster of emotions wOOOOO
I'm concerned I don't feel like I have a kid inside me. Just food
Maybe I ate too much and it chocked or got squashed
Or it died from claustrophobia
Holy shitI need a doctor ;-;
Changing the subject, I bought clothes
Yay!
For me though
You know, the usual. Black skinny jeans, band merch, black Converse shoes.... and a cool green jacket with flippy stuff
It's really entertaining :)
Hong Kong is going to come over tomorrow or the day after. I mean, what kind of father... memey guy thing doesn't wanna meet his own kid :/
I wonder if he's pregnant too
I honestly don't know how this works I'm such a noob lmao
I've been trying to choose a name... But it's really hard because I don't know the gender
I can't call a kid Seven so I'm really out of ideas
Maybe it'll name itself. Just like me
Too bad Mr. Puffin's child was murdered or else they could of been partners in crime or something awesome like that
I wonder what color hair it'll have...
White and dark brown would be something like... light brown or something
.... and it's eyes would be really weird, like... black or purple/greenish ew
MAYBE RED OMG NO
IT'S GONNA BE A MONSTER
SHITSHITSHIT
A VAMPIRE CHILD
That sounds so.... weird
But maybe it's possible. You never know
I mean I did get some bite marks creating the kid so maybe it absorbed that and is now a vampire
This family is gonna be full of freaks istg-
Whoops I'm depressed again
Gonna get some rest...
-Iceland
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
Fiksi PenggemarNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...