Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

(2P) Thursday, April 13

Dear Diary~✨

Guess what?!

We're going on another road trip!! I just LOVE road trips!! They're awesome!

This time it was Sweden's amazing idea! He said we should all take a break from being poor and just relax somewhere else!

I also invited my boyfriend because he's so lonely lately, you know? :( It's so sad, it's almost depressing

So we packed our bags and hopped in our wonderful stole-

I MEAN OURS! IT'S OURS OURS OURS WE DIDN'T STEAL ANYTHING FROM ANY DUTCH PERSON NO NO NO

Hehehe

Mistakes, mistakes

We hopped in our RV and started heading somewhere. Only the gods know where

I believe there's more than one >w<  Shun the non-believers

Denmark drove, like always. If I haven't mentioned this before, he HAS to drive. Always. If he doesn't drive, there ain't no trip. Simple as that

Sweden bothered Finland as always. You know, the usual. Poking and saying "Hey, Finland" repeatedly until some bitch gets slapped

And that bitch is anyone who's close at the time. Expect Sweden

I was unfortunately the bitch every single time

But my reflexes are getting better because of this so yay!

I sat next to Hong Kong during the whole trip and we held hands and sang about whatever we saw on the road

Like dead deer!

Norway was just there...

Like there but not there

I mean he WAS there but- he was watching Netflix and chatting with this friend of his

They better not try anything funny to take him away from me or I'll stab the living crap out of them

^^ but no worries! This only happened one time. Denmark's arm is better now

We kept driving and driving until-

Sweden:  ...... GGGGGGGGG I'M SO BORED

Finland: Then die

Norway: Hey, let's sing a song

Me: YAY!

HK:  YAY!

Denmark: Please no-

Sweden: YAY!

Finland: Fuck, no

Norway:  4 against 2

Sweden: Which song???

Finland: If we gotta sing a stupid song at least let it be one I like

Me: Let's all see if we got a band in common! Quick, name the bands that you guys like

Norway: I like all songs, honestly

Sweden: Me too

Finland: Hg- you guys aren't ready for my type of music

That's a lie. We all know he secretly likes Five Seconds of Summer

HK:  I like anything, honestly

Norway:  What about you, Denny? Whatever you choose is ok because you chose it hahaHAHA- *cough*

Denmark: .........

Sweden:  Don't be shy  *pat pat*

Denmark: Don't fucking touch me you shit. What about something like..... eh-  something like MCR or Pierce-

I am still so disgusted that a member of my family listens to that horrible emo crap. JUST NO! STOP IT! GET A LIFE

(A/N: MCRYING WHILE WRITING THAT)

Anyways, we didn't sing anything because I almost murdered Denmark (again) and we almost ran over a goat

We crashed against an old barn instead and killed every single cow inside. May they rest in peace

So now we got no vehicle because it broke and we're in the middle of nowhere :D

I want to strangle myself to death but at least the view is nice

-Ice✨✨

There are probably grammar mistakes in here- BUT HEY! At least the view is nice