Dear Diary:
Guess who woke up at 7 am in the streeeeet :D
We all forget we were broke so we couldn't pay the hotel lady and she kicked us out
Before I keep writing, I was kidding about the 'dancing in the street' part...
But... now we actually have to do that or else we'll starve to death...
So we put down a napkin in the park and started dancing along to some blind guy playing the flute
(Note that I only danced because I was starving, alright? You would of danced too. I don't like dancing)
Some lady gave us some money and we were like "whoop" but the blind guy punched Denmark and stole our money because apparently he was not blind and he ran away yelling something like "iN THIS WORLD IT'S ROB OR BE ROBBED"
Sealand started laughing like a fucking maniac I don't understand what his fucking problem is
And that was about everything that happened today....
Actually no but I'm using a small pencil to write this and I'm running out of led so hhhhhhHHHHH I'LL NEED TO GET ANOTHER PENCIL TOMORROW
-ICELA *ran out of led*
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanficNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
