Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Friday, May 19

Dear Diary:

2 days later-

Better than nothing

Guess he actually liked the "present".... Not that I care, just informing

So, leaving that aside-

Remember when I said there was going to be a World Meeting in my country...?

I didn't

So I arrived half an hour late with my pants inside out and backwards

Just said hi and stuff, sorta welcomed everyone and left

Nobody cared actually so it wasn't suspicious..

"Why would that be suspicious?" is what may be going through your small tiny brain

Thing is, secretly, Hong Kong, Liechtenstein and I are gonna throw a HUGE party at Switzerland's gigantic fucking home

Why? Because we're teenagers...

Not sure if Liechtenstein is a teenager... but that'd be pretty rude to ask ;-;

So we invited a few "teenage" countries like us (or sorta) and a bunch of random people

Of course, that means we'd have to blend in with them :)))))))))

Good thing is nobody will suspect a thing since the meeting will be like three days straight...

And I'm not in my country because... I don't live there...

Did I ever talk about that?

Nevermind, nobody cares. Maybe some other day

SO

RESUMING AND 'SPLANNIN' MORE:

Tomorrow we're throwing a huge fucking party with, music, flashing lights and all. Why? I don't know. The rest of the countries, including Switzerland, China and Norway are stuck in a three day reunion, meaning no trouble for us.

Nobody knows us so time to flush all dem insecurities and anxieties down the toilet and dance till our limbs fall off

THERE'S GONNA BE BOOOOOOOZE

BOOOOOOOOZE

AND DORITOS! EVERYONE LOVES DORITOS!

I hope nobody brings drugs tho. Fun has it's limits and drugs are not fun

Stay safe, kids

Use a condom

i AlReAdY gOt My PaRtY pLaYlIsT a Nd ClOtHeS sO tHiS pArTy Is GoNnA bE rAtHeR dElIgHtFuL

-ICELAND