Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Monday, July 25

Dear Diary:

I slept on top of my hand and now It hurts :(

I'm tired. A lot of things happened in the past few days, and now we're lost. I sorta lost hope. I can't call home since I gave Sealand my phone. Why? So no one tried to locate us. BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I STARTED TO REGRET THIS!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*weird squiggly line*

After we woke up, it wasn't raining anymore so we headed towards a small river a few blocks away from where we were (Mr. Puffin usually tells us where to go since he has the ability to fly and see far away).
There was a broken bridge that lead to a city on the other side. Judging by the lights coming from some buildings, people were living there. Great! But the problem was... how were we gonna cross?

Well, the thing is that there was a boat next to the river. Good. Bad thing is that a hobo was in it. So we had two choices. Try and walk across the broken bridge and risk our lives, or cross the river with a hobo that smells like dead people.

We went with the hobo.

After the short ride, we thanked the hobo and left (we payed him with "magic beans").

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I'm currently writing in you as I walk through the city, diary. This place is amazing. It's HUGE! I swear, this kid just ran by with his phone screaming something like
"Pick at you" or "Peek hach ew" or something like that, claiming that he was gonna catch something. Americans are really stupid.

I'm going guessing that this is New York, since it's the only American city I know. For the world meeting, we had to travel to New Jersey so I'm guessing that we're close from there since both of them start with "New".

Lots of people are walking around, buying things. Weird neon colored buses drive by every now and then. I don't know why, but Hong Kong seems EXTREMELY happy right now . Seriously. He's running all over the place taking pictures with his pho

HE HAS A PHONE! BLEGHHH

Unfortunately, I just checked his phone and it has no Internet connection. I even went all "Lion King" on it. It still has no wifu. Oh well.

So he's really... um... hyper right now. He's looking at people and criticizing their clothing, he-

Oh my gosh, he just looked at a womam straight in the eyes as she was turning her A/C on to full blast and said "That's not eco-friendly". Then he walked away. I apologized to the woman but she just said "I'm American, I'm used to this"

Well diddly darn.

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Hong Kong, Mr "I ate a hotdog from the floor" and I were walking and then suddenly Hong Kong freaked out.

HK: OH LOOK AT THIS STORE!

Me: What about it?

HK: It sells tons of cool stuff! Like, check this jacket out.

Me: It's bright green-

HK: It's awesome! I wanna buy everything!

He dragged me into the store.

HK: Yooooooo man, how much for this jacket?

Guy: Eh, four dollars?

HK: Four dollars??!!

Guy: Yeah. No one's buying much so we're having a sa-

Then, he ran around the room grabbing a bunch of things like shades, hats and clothes.

HK: How much for all this???

Guy: ..... 30?

Thanks to Hong Kong, now we only have 15 bucks dollars left.

HK: You angry cause I almost wasted all our money??

He poked my cheek. I didn't like it but I didn't hate it either.

Me: Yes

HK: I'm not so selfish. I totally bought you things too.

He gave Mr. Puffin a "dope" hat and some dark shades. He looked really cool.

With our 15 dollars (plus 50 Mr.Puffin found) we bought a sandwich at Subway. Hong Kong put on a white shirt with a weird mouse I saw on television before smoking pot, a large sized jacket and a cool hat. Who knows where he changed into that though. He sorta forced me into putting on this yellow neon shirt with a derpy happy face, shades and this hat that's way too big for me.

HK: Boi, we got serious swag

Mr.P: Totes

I'm not sure who's a bad influence for who at the moment...

Me: Guys.... we're lost in a city, miles away from home. We know absolutely no one and you guys think about how much swag you got???

HK: Yolo

Me: .....

So we started taking selfies next to McDonald's.

I didn't feel lost anymore. On the contrary, I had never felt more at home than that moment. We were like inseparable friends since birth, except that I just met Leon a few days ago. When I get back home, I'm gonna start living my life like this. It's just... awesome.

After taking the last selfie, we turned around and started walking... but then I heard it. A voice. Not just any voice... a voice I hear every month at the world meetings, a voice that I hear when Denmark Skypes with his friends... and for the first time in my life, I was glad to hear that voice.

He got closer. He recognized us. We explained everything to him and he helped up. Right now, I'm in his car driving to his house. Oh. We arrived. Damn it's big.

OHH BUT I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHO IT IS JUST YET CUZ I JUST LOVE CLIFFHANGERS! WHAT ABOUT YOU, DIARY?? EHHHH?

I think I drank too much Coke.

-Iceswag