Dear Diary~✨
We had to stay there yesterday since we had no vehicle so I slept in mud! :D
For breakfast we had to eat the cows because we packed no food
Good news is that it was really sweet! Norway broke his tooth with a piece of metal stuck in the meat though
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ whoops what'chya gonna do bout it (Oh my please kill me)
So we had no car and civilization was SUPER SUPER far! But we were given a pair of legs for a reason, as Mr. Puffin used to say...
Used
So we walked walked walked walked walked and walked walked walked walked walked walked
I got tired so Sweden carried me and Finland :)
And we kept on going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going
(A/N: Anyone else getting a Déjà Vu? No? Ok...)
AND GOING AND GOING AND GOING UNTIL WE SAW A RIVER
But I don't know how to swim ;-; I'm terrible swimming
So everyone crossed just fine, until it was my turn to swim across
I'm not sure why we swam though, there was a road not too far but who am I to doubt my family's decisions?!
So I stepped into the water
And woke up in my bed
At first I was like ":( aw it was all a dream" but then I threw up water all over the place. Enough to fill 5 buckets
So I suppose I drowned and everyone saved me! Yay
I don't know anymore anything I just want some tasty lemons mmmm
GGood bye
-Iceland
Derp ending because I ran out of ideas and I hate writing as 2p Iceland. He's too happy like wtf die or something FEEL PAIN AND LIKE IT CUT YOUR FOOT OFF WITH A CHEESE SHREDDER OR SOMETHING JUST DON'T BE HAPPY
Anyway, Merry Christmas, and a happy New Year :)
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
