Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Friday, June 16 Bby

Dear Diary:

IT WAS A LIEEEEE A DIRTY DIRTY LITTLE LIEEEEE

There I was, walking down the stairs like a stupid person and then suddenly-

Denmark: Happy birthday, Iceland!

Iceland: It's tomorrow

Denmark: Oooooh!

Iceland: So..... we're going somewhere special tomorrow? EH?

Denmark: Ah- no. Just a surprise part-.......

Norway: *appears* YOU FUCKING SAID IT, DID YOU?!?! I HEARD IT, YOU SAID IT!

Me: I-

Norway: DID YOU HEAR IT? I KNOW YOU DID

Me: N-NO! I SWEAR, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING! I'M PRETTY DEAF TODAY

Norway: Then I'll be taking your phone away, thank you

And now all my music and stuff in my phone will only live in my memory....

BUT IT WAS A LIE! NO MOUNTAIN! Apparently, they were planning something for Finland's birthday... not mine

Fuckers

So now since I packed my stuff for nothing, I might as well go by myself... OR INVITE SOME FREEEEENS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So I called Hong Kong (<3) and Liechtenstein

She now is officially the third wheel in our friendship

They both said "Ehhhh" which means "I was sleeping, please respect our time zones" which also means "We're fucking broke but hell yeah"

Since we're countries I think it should be free....

Eh

So all we needed was money, which we didn't have... Until I found out about an airline that was making a discount for groups of four this month

So I thought

Brain: Hm... Who could we take to climb a mountain?

Then suddenly I got hit with a light bulb, literally. Sealand

Me: HEY! STOP THROWING LIGHT BULBS >:v

Sealand: eUgH sToP tHrOwInG lIgHt BuLbS eUgH

Me: YOU BETTER STOP!

Sealand: UGHH LIKE I CARE

Me: I'LL PUNCH YOU!

Sealand: I'LL PUNCH YOU HARDER

So we started punching each other really fast

Finland: Guys, Estonia came ove- STOP PUNCHING EACH OTHER! STOP! YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE!!

Me: THIS AIN'T A SCENE

Sealand: IT'S A GODDAMN ARMS RACE

Estonia: CLAPPING MY HANDS

I have adopted Sealand as a little brother :)

So I asked him if he wanted to come and he said "I don't have anything better to do so like whatever"

I think I'm a bad influence...

ANYWAYS WE STARTED LOOKING UNDER THE COUCHES FOR MONEY AND WE FOUND A GIANT BAG OF PEANUTS

WE SOLD THEM TO THE ZOO AND NOW WE'RE RICH!

100 DOLLARS RICH!

But now Sweden is sad because we sold his peanut collection...

bUt WE GONNA CLIMB A MOUNTAIN TOMORROW AND IT WILL BE THE CRINGIEST THING EVER!

-Iceland

Lowkey had to re-upload this cuz I forgot the 1 in 16

I'm dumb :p