Dear Diary:
Guess what
I was in my room watching stuff and out of fucking nowhere Hong Kong burst in with a kazoo and behind him was Liechtenstein yodeling in German
WHO DA FUK GAVE THEM PERMISSION-
WHY DID THEY NOT SAY ANYTHING I COULD OF BEEN NAKED WITH A STICK UP MY ASS OR SOMETHING
I'm starting to regret that decision I took last year....
Me: ...... WHAT ARE YOU DOING -
HK: in your swamp
Liechtenstein: hA BOI
Me: STOP STOP STOP IT!! WHAT HAPPENED TO LIECHTENSTEIN?!?!
HK: Well, yesterday she called me like "Can you please help me? I want to be like you guys because-" yada yada yada so I taught her all I knew
Liechtenstein: mhmMHM WATCH ME ROLLIN I'M A SHOOTING STAAAAR
Me: I'M GOING TO THROW UP
HK: yeee
Liechtenstein: yeeeeIIIII
I'M NOT
THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FUCKING HAPPEN SHE WAS THE NORMAL FREN
SHE WAS THE NORMAL KAWAII POLITE FREN AND NOW EVERYTHING WAS FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET
MY WILL TO LIVE WAS FLUSHED DOWN THAT SAME TOILET TOO
YOU DON'T JUST DO THAT
I screamed at Hong Kong and we started arguing
Liechtenstein danced in the background like in those anime videogames
And then I was punched and we all started punching each other like in that GIF...
The one with the guys punching each other...
No? Ok...
Liechtenstein punches fucking hard. I need a new face
Then Finland walked in with a tray of cookies like "Kids, want cookies? ^^ tehehe I'm an uke"
I swear, Finland is the best mom ever
So we lowkey ate cookies and apologized
Me: ..... You need to slow down
Liechtenstein: Why?
Me: Because you're the new fren. You'll eventually get to our level of friendship-
HK: ;-;
Me: But for now, chill... Every friend group needs a decent friend. I was the decent friend before but now it's your turn
Liechtenstein: You're right......
Back in my days making friends wasn't so goddamn complicated ;-;
-Iceland
Publishing a day before because I'm a fucking rebel fITE ME IF YOU CAN
Also, I re-read a bit of this sheet and now I got a totally amazing idea for the remaining 59 chapters
MUAHAHAHA
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanficNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
