WHY DO YOU GUYS WANT ICELAND'S VIRGINITY GONE WTF YOU GUYS ARE WEIRD
Here is a WHOLE chapter of Iceland trying to awkwardly explain him not being a saint anymore. You're welcome and sorry for those who wanted this small poor bean to stay pure I WANTED (not) THAT TOO
Imagine soft piano music in the background OuO (jk)
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Dear Diary:
So
Um
Let's start simple
Today I went to Hong Kong's house. We watched a movie and it was all great
We were sitting on his bed
All gr8
The movie got.... weird
It was a nice movie but then that happened so we were sorta shook
And...
Things... like... happened
IN THE MOVIE
And I felt weird like VERY
So I told Hong Kong
Me: Hey, I feel weird
HK: I can fix that
Me: Ok! Please
.... It didn't happen like that I just want to make it appropriate... I don't know for who but Sealand might read this later and I don't want him thinking weird
SEALAND IF YOU'RE READING THIS FUCK OFF
So.... He fixed me and now I feel great
....
I don't know how to make this clearer without mentioning it
Like
ASDKABCAOCBAOC
Um...
We shared a very happy moment
....
I think that.... explains it
But now I can't even move like I CAN'T MOVE SERIOUSLY
HONG KONG IS FUCKING FINE BUT I'M DYING I NEED A HOSPITAL
But I can't let other people know, right?
So I went back home... sorta
And I walked in like
Me: Hey, family! Nothing weird here...
Norway: Are you ok.... you're limping a bit
Me: PERFECTLY FINE!!
Norway: ........ WAIT A SECOND
ME: BYE
AND I FUCKING RAN AND LOCKED MYSELF IN MY ROOM
Damn Norway
And....
I can't move
What part of "Careful I'm fragile" did he NOT understand
....
I need a hospital
-Iceland
........
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *shoots myself*
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