Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Sunday, May 7

Dear Diary:

Yeah, the cat totally died today

Fell in the toilet and drowned like a bitch

Am I sad?  It's possible...

But is it plausible?

Ahhh, you were not expecting that.....

Or were you? The world may never know.

OR WILL IT?

Yeah I'm gonna stop now

Today we all were forced to go to the park with Seashit and have a good time

Sealand's actually changing a bit- not in size though, just personality or something

I feel like he's more mature...

That doesn't mean I want him close to me, it just means I'm considering treating him like a normal person...

OR AM I?

I'm gonna slap myself-

Ok done

So we went to the park and it was full- FULL of little kids like gross

Running around and accidentally bumping into you

What was weird though, Sealand actually didn't try to make new friends. He just sat on a swing and swung himself alone

I almost felt sorry for him

Finland says he's going through a phase-

Face. Faze. Fase. I don't know how to spell it, fuck you

Finland says he's going through a (insert correct spelling of "phase")  and is becoming more like me when I was 12 or so

wHEN I WAS 12, I WAS THE LONELIEST PIECE OF MUFFIN CRAP TO EVER EXIST I WAS GOING THROUGH SO MANY PHASCZES

I was like 5'1, 5'2 or something

Haven't grown that much since then honestly

But Sealand's shorter than that so hahaHAHAHA- I hope he never becomes a country I don't wanna feel small again

So there I stood, rethinking life and everything, when some girl on a scooter bumped into me

Me: Are you ok? Sorry, I was in the way-

Girl: Stupid motherfucker get your ass wreckt

Me: oh

I would of made a joke but I don't want to get beaten up by anyone so I  just left things like that

Also Denmark saw and almost murdered the girl...

Her mother beat him up though...

Poor pineapple ;-; 

We sorta stayed there for a while until Sealand decided he wanted to go home and sleep

sLEEP

TEH BOI NEBER SLEPS SOMTHNS GOIN ON

Maybe he actually is going through a fpaczse

I gotta ask him later

Well, gotta go. Mr. Puffin is screaming and I got to let him out his cage

-rainbow poop