Dear Diary:
I'm actually getting used to this whole parent thing
I mean.. It isn't as bad as I thought. People say it's painful and you feel like throwing up 99% of the day but it's actually pretty nice
Besides the fact I'm not an adult and I'm a guy...
Also, I started knitting!
Shut up
I feel like a grandma or something ;-;
I made a small scarf ^^
And a Pepe hat
Knitting skills at 9000
I also bought it some clothes
All black though. I'm going to raise it to be just like me. And it'll love dank things and depressing bands...and Lazy Town
Weeeee I'm having so much fun. I think I already love it... Like a parent. No incest here boi
And I told everyone and they just nodded and patted me
Sweden made an appointment with the physiologist and we're going on Wednesday
Isn't he considerate? He must think I'm having a hard time with all this
I also told Liechtenstein since I suppose we're friends
She just asked me if I was high or something
I don't understand..
Welp, gonna go think of more names
-Iceland
I feel horrible for what's going to happen next
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanficNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
