Have You Always Wondered?

Britain's Empire Explained

Have you always wondered why the Great Britain's Empire is so large? Well I'm going to tell you. First let's start small then into the big guns. First why did the American Indians let the British colonize their land? Because good times. See what the British did was bring the Natives to Europe, where the Natives would have great comfort and honestly a great time. When the Native Americans left Europe and back to their homelands in the Americas the Natives that travelled to Europe will tell their people that the British would colonize their land but the British were friendly and would leave the Natives alone if the Natives leave the British alone this tactic did work in the Americas and Oceania but the tactic didn't always work. Iroquois tribes attack the British Colonies and Canada. Of course the British annexed the Native lands because what will work guns or bows & arrows? In Australia, New Zealand and in islands in Oceania like Fiji the tactic did work. Another tactic is because war. In New Zealand the tribes were fighting each other for resources to trade with the British and when the tribes were in all Civil War the British slowly annexed all of New Zealand. Also in Spain when the Bourbon Family took power in Spain the British took Gibraltar a city in the Southern Coast of Spain which is still under control of Britain. Also in Canada the British beat the French taking almost all their lands in North America. Also in Africa after World War I the British annexed land that used to be part of Germany's and the Ottoman Empire's well Empire the British annexed what is now Namibia and Tanzania from Germany and annexed Israel, Palestine, Jordan, Kuwait, Iraq, and Qatar from the Ottoman Empire. In India the British expanded taking all of France's claims in India and almost all of Portugal's claim on India. Of course Britannia had to let her colonies go because of the UN but just like France, Spain, Portugal, Netherlands, and Denmark the British still don't let go in places like the Falkland Islands and Gibraltar. And what is happening in the still British controlled areas they won't leave anytime soon.