Lams Drabbles II

201

ITS GOOD TO BE BACK.

// Imagine person A of your OTP likes person B, but doesn't know if they're gay or bi, so they try and get it out of B with a lot of really vague questions //

•haH

•ALEX IS TOTALLY A

•AND HE HAS THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON JOHN

•Lafayette and Hercules and Eliza obvs know

•Angelica is too busy with trying to control Jefferson & Madison and Peggy spends too much time with snapchat filters to notice

•but one day at lunch John is sitting across from Alex and Alex just goes

•"So, John, are you, uh, a vanilla guy, a chocolate guy, or are you more of a twist guy?"

•Hercules breaks out into laughter because he knows what Alex is trying to do

•Lafayette gives him the weirdest fucking look

•and Eliza almost spits out her water everywhere

•John is so confused

•"Uh, what?"

•"Uh, do you prefer just blue, pink, or pink and blue?"

•Eliza is kicking Alex in the shin underneath the table while Lafayette and Hercules are crying on each other

•John is so fucking confused and weirded out

•"Alex, what the hell?"

•"Homolingual or Bilingual?"

•John is taken aback for a second

•Eliza has had enough before she just goes "JOHN ARE YOU GAY OR BISEXUAL?"

•it goes silent at their table as they all wait for John's reply

•John just grins

•"Im pansexual."

•and all hell breaks loose

•Hercules slams his hands on the table and Lafayette starts sobbing and Eliza almost chokes

•Alex just turns bright red and asks John if they can go talk in private

•and they do

•at the end of lunch they come back in holding hands and the trio break out again

•AND THE BEST PART IS

•PEGGY GOT THIS ALL ON SNAPCHAT