Lams Drabbles II

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// Imagine your OTP getting cockblocked by a cat //

•YEAH BOY

•so alex and john are in high school right

•and yall know how high schoolers are just so horny

•so they have the house alone to themselves one night

•don't ask how

•so they begin to make out on the couch

•and then Lafayette's stupid cat

•jumps up on Alex and starts clawing at him

•because SOMEBODY never got fed that night

•so Alex has to stop to feed the cat

•and then Alex and John move up to Alex's bedroom

•they're making out up there when the cat comes upstairs

•and begins to meow and claw at the door until John gets up and opens it

•skip to when they're having sex

•like

•the middle of them having sex

•AND THIS FUCKING CAT

•JUMPS UP ONTO THE BED AND TRIES TO SIT ON ALEX

•John stops because he's laughing so much

•and Alex stops to practically throw the cat across the room

•when Lafayette gets home that night Alex yells at him

•"TEACH YOUR CAT NOT TO BE SO DAMN NEEDY"

•ah teenage hormones