Lams Drabbles II

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// "Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?" //

•well

•let's just say Alex is this fuckwad

•who also runs a drug mafia type thing

•he's dating John

•who's very innocent

•yet it still with Alex

•even though he knows about Alex's business

•anyways

•one day John is walking home from work

•and ends up being attacked by this man

•right outside of their apartment

•so John throws him down

•fucking wrecks him

•and the dude knocks out

•so John drags him into their apartment

•and ties him up with rope

•also they have decorative rope because Alex likes that nautical look

•anyways

•the ruckus wakes Alex up

•he turns the lights on to find John all ruffled up and a passed out man

•"Isn't that the rapist wanted on tv?"

•John shoots his head up

•"I need chloroform!"

•"Why do you need chloroform at 2AM?"

•"He attacked me!"

•Alex just signs and walks out of the room

•he comes back a moment later with a rag, chloroform, and his phone out

•"He's a wanted rapist, y'know."

•"Then we drag his ass to the police."

•Alex just sighs before shoving the cloth over the dude's mouth

•John smiles at his boyfriend

•"Y'know, this once i'm actually proud of your work."

•Alex just flips him off while John laughs

•they drag the dude to the police

•he gets arrested

•and John and Alex go back to their normal lives