Lams Drabbles II

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// Imagine person A of your OTP's roommate making fun of A and B //

•I fucking h a t e h i m

•Alex is roommates with Lafayette

•and Lafayette knows Alex is dating John

•also their rooms are right next to each other

•well one night John comes over

•and it's just Alex and John

•so obviously they have sex

•skip to the next morning

•Alex comes out

•(WEARING JOHN'S BUTTON DOWN SHIRT AND NOTHING ELSE)

•((IT BARELY COVERS HIS BUTT))

•And he freezes when he sees Lafayette in the kitchen, drinking a homemade mimosa while making himself breakfast

•"Uh, hi, Laf."

•Lafayette turns around and snorts

•"Next time, keep it quiet. You and John are very loud."

•Alex goes red

•"I thought you were out!"

•"Bitch I was home the whOLE DAY"

•Laf is cool with Alex and John tho

•and just to be an asshole sometimes Alex will begin to moan really loudly even when they're not having sex

•to which Laf will scream "FUCKING HELL SHUT UP"