Lams Drabbles II

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// Imagine your OTP meeting on "The Bachelorette" //

•DAYU M

•somehow they both got on the bachelorette

•and they do pretty well

•but the produers are kinda upset because they spend more time with each other than anybody else

•they're really touchy felt during the show towards each other and are constantly connected by the hip

•and halfway through filming the producers approach both of them and tell them to either stay and stop talking or leave

•Alex and John talk about it

•and they basically decide to go "Fuck it let's be gay" and quit

•low and behold the viewers are more interested in John and Alex's relationship rather than the new couple's

•John and Alex get their minutes of fame

•and because of that Alex lands a job as a journalist and John a child therapist

•(John's boss is Eliza and she was reading an article about him once and how he wanted to be a child therapist so she got a hold of him for a job interview)

•(Alex's boss is George and Martha loves stalking the men from the bachelorette and checked out Alex)

•and they're both living happily in NYC together and with John's turtles