Lams Drabbles II

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// "I'm going to need you to put some underwear on before you say anything else." //

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•John and Alex have been dating for two years

•and they have yet to have sex

•Alex is getting very impatient

•because he wants John so much

•so on their two year anniversary

•Alex sneaks into John's apartment

•strips naked

•and lies on John's bed

•all seductive like

•after an hour John finally arrives home

•he makes his way to the bedroom

•and opens the door

•Alex smirks

•"Happy anniversary, baby."

•John shouts

•"What the FUCK!"

•and runs out

•Alex is instantly confused

•so he follows

•and finds John sitting on the couch, head in hands and shaking

•"John?"

•"I'm going to need you to put some underwear on before you say anything else."

•Alex puts on some shorts and a t-shirt before sitting next to John

•"John, are you okay?"

•"I'm asexual, Alex. I... it's just- the thought of sex or anything like that grosses me out. I'm sorry."

•John puts his head down, preparing
to be dumped

•until Alex speaks

•"You'll still make out with me, right?"

•John laughs

•"Of course."

•Alex just shrugs

•"I can use my hand. It's fine."

•John's face goes slack

•"You're serious?"

•"Yes, John."

•John grins and grabs Alex's shirt before slamming their lips together