Lams Drabbles II

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// Lifeguard AU //

•FUCKING ME UP P

•John is a lifeguard

•because Alex would be like "fuck the ocean and exercise"

•but Eliza just begs him to go to the beach one day

•(she's pure)

•and Alex just can't say no to her because she's his lesbian wife

•so they go

•with a few other friends

•and Eliza drags him into the ocean

•he thinks he's gonna be okay

•and then he gets pulled out by a wave

•he's screaming bloody murder

•so John takes off towards him

•John swims like a fucking dolphin or some shit

•and he's got fucking muscles and shit

•so he drags Alex to shore

•and by the time they're there Alex is passed out

•so John does CPR and mouth to mouth

•Peggy is there and she gets the whole thing on camera

•and when Alex finally wakes up it's like that scene from little mermaid

•where Alex just opens his eyes and John is looking at him like a fucking god

•Alex just smiles

•and being Alex

•says

•"Please tell me you made out with me."

•Eliza facepalms

•and John let's out the most beautiful laugh ever

•"Actually its called mouth to mouth."

•"So you're saying you did?"

•"Yes."

•"Then can I get your number?"

•Weeks later when Alex brings John over to the Schuyler sister's house for a family and friend dinner Eliza just announces

•"I'm still in shock as to why you would give Alex your number."

•John shrugs

•"He was hot, what can I say?"