Lams Drabbles II

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// Imagine your OTP as a superhero duo that's really clumsy //

•THESE TWO

•they're pretty well known superheroes

•but they're super clumsy

•always falling during battle and getting injured

•and making inappropriate comments at inappropriate times

•"Alex, tie him up!"

•"I'd like to tie you up later tonight."

•"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TIE HIM TO THE GODDAMN POLE"

•John and Alex also forget to put their disguises on sometimes

•so there are hundreds of online news articles saying "SUPERHEROES' IDENTITIES REVEALED?"

•and it's fucking surveillance footage of Alex and John rushing into battle while stripping of their business suits without placing their masks on first

•and there are also hundreds reporting how they're gay

•because there's also footage of Alex and John after battle leaving

•and John presses Alex to the wall and kisses him senseless before continuing to walk

•Alex likes to read them at home to John while they're lounging around

•and John always says

•"We'll never do that again."

•only for them to do it again the next battle

•these dumbasses