Lams Drabbles II

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// Imagine person A of your OTP getting drunk and becoming the "dad friend" when person B stumbles in //

•Y'all countdown to the US 2020 election starts now

•I literally had no idea what a dad friend was tbh

•but anyway

•Alex is A

•because he has a fucked up mind

•and an ungodly amount of puns

•so he's walking around this party with a beer scepter of 12 like

•"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."

• "Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."

•"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!"

•"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!"

•"I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off."

•the house this party is at has a dog kennel so they throw Alex in there

•and then John walks in

•and Alex thinks he's so hot

•but because he has no idea how to flirt because he's drunk he just says more dad jokes

•"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it."

•"I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!

•"How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, 'Ribbit, ribbit' and a horny toad says, 'Rub it, rub it.'"

•John eventually gets so annoyed so he just walks up to Alex and starts making out with him to shut him up

•it was also an excuse for him to make out with Alex

•but yeah

•Eliza finds them the next morning cuddling in the dog kennel

•yeah

•idek what I wrote