Lams Drabbles II

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// Imagine your OTP trying to explain where babies come from to their kids //

•cute

•Philip is at that curoius age

•so he asks John and Alex that one morning

•Alex almost spits his coffee everywhere

•so John is trying to explain

•"See, Pip, when two people really love each other, they-"

•Alex cuts in

•"You can buy them off of Amazon for, like, 30 bucks, and build them when they get to you. You could also ask Jesus, but they mainly come from Amazon."

•Philip's face lights up

•"So you two built me?"

•Alex smiles

•"Yep!"

•Philip goes back to playing with toys while John starts hitting Alex with a rolled up magazine

•Philip believes that until Uncle Hercules comes over and sets everything straight

•causing John to go after him

•"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DESCRIBED SEX TO MY SIX YEAR OLD!"

•Grade A parenting right here