Lams Drabbles II

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Y'all if you get the chance PLEASE SEE the Something Rotten! national tour because they are AMAZING! Everything about the show is awesome and they make dozens of musical references and it's funny as hell and everybody at the stage door is extremely nice and yeah please just go see it!

// Imagine person A of your OTP is a retail worker and B is a customer with their annoying parent //

•oh boy

•so Alex is A

•and because of this job he's lost all his patience

•but anyway

•John comes in with his father one day

•because his father has decided John needs new clothes

•so they go out

•and Henry thinks that John can't find any clothes on himself

•(Aka Henry doesn't like John's style)

•so Henry gets Alex to help him

•and the whole time Henry is saying a lot of homophobic and racist shit

•and John is just getting angrier and angrier

•Alex is somehow staying calm throughout the whole time

•it takes three hours to get two new outfits for John

•and by the end John is practically dragging Henry out

•Alex instantly takes his lunch break when they leave

•and he just punches the vending magcine and almost breaks it

•the next day John comes in and finds Alex

•"I am so sorry about yesterday! My dads an asshole, and he won't let me buy anything of the gay style, because he's homophobic and refuses to admit that i'm gay."

•Alex laughs

•"It's cool man. Next time, come in alone, and i'll help you find style, one gay to another."

•John just grins

•"Why not right now?"

•so the two spend the next hour buying John new clothes

•and by the time John leaves he's gotten some awesome clothes and Alex's phone number