Lams Drabbles II

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// "Did you break into my apartment just for an egg?" //

•ah crack fics

•so John and Alex met because they lived across from each other

•skip a few months and they're dating

•but they're not that serious into it where they live together

•so John is drunk

•and he really really wants eggs

•but he hasn't gone to the grocery store in forever

•but he's like "Doesn't Alex have eggs"

•John makes the trek over to Alex's apartment

•fucking twelve feet from the kitchen to Alex's door

•and he starts pounding on the door like

•"OPEN THE FUCK UP"

•Alex opens and John practically runs in

•"John?"

•"Fuck off I need an egg"'

•John falls on the floor

•but he's good

•and he just gets an egg and says

•"Peace my man"

•and just leaves

•the next morning John gets a text from Alex saying

•"Did you break into my apartment just for an egg?"

•John is confused at first but then he remembers

•"Oh FUCK"

•John's a mess

•like me