Lams Drabbles II

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// Imagine your OTP having to take care of a robotic baby //

•HEALTH CLASS AYE

•first off they'd be the most stereotypical gay parents ever

•they'd talk is lisps and name the robot Ellen or some shit

•every class period they switch out

•and oNE FUCKING DAY

•JOHN COMES INTO CLASS

•WEARING A BRIGHT PINK TRACK SUIT

•he pulls his hair into a high pony tail and wears sunglasses with white tennis shoes

•and he walks into first period like

•"HI DONNA LOVE WHAT YOU DID WITH THE FLOWERS"

•Alex fucking screams

•that day everybody has John on their snapchat stories

•John is constantly running down the hallways going

•"IM A MOM MAKING A DIFFERENCE"

•and Alex runs through the halls like

•"WHERES MY WIFE DONNA AND OUR BABYGIRL"

•they literally get attached to this robot

•and the only thing they don't like about the robot is the fact that is can't fucking sleep

•Alex cried when they hand the robot back in

•(only a tear or two)

•but they get an A+ so