Homeless. {Levi x Reader} (Completed)

12. Normal Day At Work

(Y/N)

Me and Levi were walking around the parks waiting for Hanji and Erwin to show up. Hanji had called me early in the morning saying that she and Erwin wanted to have breakfast with us and told us to be at the cafe around seven twenty. As we took another turn on the park I saw a rubber band on the road and grabbed it.

My hair wasn't in best condition so I put it up in a ponytail. It's bad enough that I don't wear other clothes and makeup. Not to mention perfume. These things are going to be the first things I get because I need them for the job. I have to look nice. That's just how it works.

I saw Hanji walking looking angry while Erwin was walking behind her with a hand on over mouth trying not to laugh. They saw us and walked over and I immediately tried to hold in my laughter.

"You guys won't believe what happened. " Hanji said but I didn't say anything trying not to laugh.

"I can guess. " Levi said completely unfazed.

"Oh yeah? And what is it? " she crossed her arms.

"A bird shit on you. You even have shit on your glasses. " he answered with his arms in his pockets and I went behind him not being able to keep in my laughter anymore. Erwin did the same placing a hand on my shoulder. We were both behind Levi looking for protection from Hanji.

"It's disgusting. Go and clean yourself. " Levi told her and she immediately went in the cafeteria looking extremely pissed.

We also went in after me and Erwin calmed down and the boys sat on a table while I went to order. Like yesterday, I sat next to Levi waiting for Sasha to call me.

"How did Hanji got shit on her glasses? " Levi asked Erwin as he took of his jacket and placed it on the chair.

Erwin let out a chuckle. "She was looking in the sky like it was the most fascinating thing in the world and she was talking about how amazing birds are and how they reproduce when she felt something hit her face. Next thing I know she looks at me covered in something green. "

Me and him burst out laughing while Levi sat there with his hand rubbing his forehead, completely done.

"That's disgusting and filthy."

"I know but what can you do? " Erwin replied.

I laid my head on Levi's shoulder. "I want to see what would happen if you got covered in bird poop. "

"If that ever happens. Run" he said so seriously that I totally believed him. Both me and Erwin nodded and agreed to what Levi said.

Sasha called my name and I went over to get our order. It had more stuff in it since yesterday but that was to be expected. Hanji would, again, pay for this and she had told me before, on the phone, what she wanted to eat so I ordered that.

When I placed the tray on the table Hanji sat next to Erwin with her arms crossed.

"You done shitty glasses? " Levi asked Hanji and both me and Erwin laughed again.

"It was an accident. Don't you dare do what I think you're doing. " Hanji pointed a finger at him, warning him.

"It's not my fault if you have shit for glasses. The nickname suits you well I must say. " Levi simply grabbed his food while talking about shit like it's the most normal thing in the world. It probably is when you think about it.

"Whatever you say shorty." Levi glared at her.

This is the part where I start panicking about my job but the whole conversation had such a friendly feeling to it that I wasn't worried.