(Levi)
Chairs.
Humanities greatest creation and you can't tell me otherwise. What makes a chair a chair? A chair is something you put your ass on to rest and it makes it hurt after a few hours. So we found a way to avoid that by making comfortable chairs, soft ones like pillows.
Why would we waist time of thinking of ways to make chairs more comfortable when there are other more important problems? Because chairs are just great! In the end if chairs are something you put your ass on then basically that makes every surface a chair. The counter? A chair. The bed? A fancy chair. The floor? A chair. And you know what the greatest chair in existence is?
The toilet!
The toilet, that magical chair every house has. It might be one that's very uncomfortable because you can't sit on it without your legs going numb after ten minutes but it's the most useful chair in existence! When you think about it even someone's lap is a chair.
So since chairs are so important why do people make them uncomfortable? And even if you like those uncomfortable chairs why do people buy them for something as important as work? My chair at the office is so uncomfortable and bad it makes me want to kill myself.
It's just wood. There's no nice soft pillows and I have to sit on it for nine sometimes ten hours everyday. My ass hurts! So here I am, in a store full of nice, comfortable chairs. And I feel like I'm in heaven. Look at all these beautiful chairs.
When I asked for a different chair they told that they don't have to give me a different one and if I want it to change then I could buy one myself. And that's what I'm doing and if I leave I'm taking it with me. I've been in the store for almost an hour looking for a chair, all of them look beautiful, almost as a specific woman's naked body.
But then, as they say, when you find the one, you just know. My eyes landed on a beautiful red chair. It was big but just the right size to fit behind my desk and the wall. I sat on the chair and I felt like... I better not say. This was the one and I was taking it.
Since I was buying it no one could tell me what chair to buy, and this one wasn't so bad. I bought it and went to the office to put her together. Because you can't work happy if your ass hurts because of a bad chair.
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-Christel
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