Mileven as Parents:
**- ignore the fucking lame time skips it's weird i just wrote so ignore any weird Tim skip things
➣ so el tells mike she's pregnant by giving him a baby pair of shoes
➣ since he's smart he immediately figures it out and won't stop crying bc HES GOING TO BE A FATHER
➣ they are literally so excited
➣ they both cried so hard when they got their first ultrasound
➣ lily max wheeler-hopper was born on july 17th, 1995
➣ lily has mike's hair and both of her parents eyes
➣ what a fucking bundle of joy
➣ "it's so small"
"well, it will grow mike"
➣ everyone in the party are called aunt or uncle
➣ hopper pretends to be upset bc now he's grandpappy, but he loves it
➣ lily's first words were "love" bc she was so used to everyone saying how they loved her
➣ mileven taking turns handling the baby at night
➣ the others in the party babysit when mike and el go on a date
➣ max fucking cried when they told her that lily's middle name was her name
➣ max loves that girl like her own child
➣ they would be absolutely perfect with her (best parents)
➣ they were so sad to drop lily off at school for the first time
➣ family dinners mostly consuming of peanut butter sandwiches
➣ mike filming lily grow up + interactions with her family
➣ lily just has telekinesis- and you bet that child abuses the hell out of it for laughs
➣ el is pregnant again when lily was 3-4
➣ william lucas wheeler-hopper is born october 19, 1999
➣ lucas and will treat william like their own kid (especially bc the baby was named after them)
➣ william has el's hair
➣ his first word was "dustin" bc dustin hangs out with him a lot
➣ you bet dustin cried
➣ lily is GORGEOUS as she grows up
➣ people love her, but she doesn't like most people
➣ she's a science nerd and loves art
➣ when she gets to high school, mike worries that she'll start dating and he's not ready for her to grow up
➣ she has a crush on a girl in her chemistry class (bc they have chemistry 😉)
➣ mike and el subtly hinting for her to ask anna out
➣ lily eventually asks her out, and anna says yes
➣ so she dates anna, and mike and el can see how in love they are
➣ she didn't worry about her parents not accepting it bc she was raised to know that it wasn't wrong and that it doesn't make her different
➣ everyone is supportive as hell
➣ william, on the other hand, is not a nerd
➣ lily loves star wars and dungeons and dragons, so she plays with the party a lot
➣ william hates it :(
➣ dustin is heartbroken
➣ william, or will as he goes by, is a MAJOR jock. he gets on every sports team and he's really talented
➣ when he's 15, he starts dating a "girl" named alex, and after dating for a few months, alex comes out as non-binary. he's supportive and is quick to refer to alex as his lover instead of girlfriend
➣ mike and el nearly cried bc they were so proud that he saw no problem with it (they raised them well)
➣ will didn't get el's powers :(
➣ when will was 5, and lily was 9, el gave birth to their final baby (they agreed to stop at 3, but would be okay if another came)
➣ james dustin wheeler-hopper was born on may 6th, 2004
➣ dustin loves this little child more than dart
➣ after a while, james grows to be a mini version of mike and dustin combined
➣ james is a music nerd
➣ he's such a softie
➣ lily protects james (especially when he was younger)
➣ lily and james are so close it's adorable (😉 if u get this reference i will love u forever)
➣ will (young) protects lily from bullying
➣ james also has some of el's power, just not as much as lily
➣ will tries to be so competitive with james, but james just outsmarts him
➣ "i bet i can move these boulders to that area first"
"fine."
*will lifts the boulder, while james uses what part of telekinesis he has to lift it*
"heyyyy, no fair!"
➣ james is bisexual as HELL
➣ he owns his sexuality
➣ "it's adam and eve, so i did both. it's called the bi-ble for a reason bitches."
"if homosexuals have a "gaydar" can i have "bi-fi"?
someone rejecting james: i'm straight as a highway
james: my highway goes both ways *winks*
➣ hopper spoils these kids
➣ mike and el have such amazing kids
➣ softest family ever™️
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i wish my family was like this 😔
