Stranger Things Cast/Characters (as shit me and my friends have said)

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i know the title is confusing...

juliana...

yOu HaVe FrIeNdS?!

i know, shocking. they're very few but oh well, they help bc they say weird shit.

let's get started:
(i kid u not my friends have said most of this shit)

max: sometimes i just really want to stab a bitch

el: mood

will: are you guys okay?

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mike: fuck guys i didn't finish the history essay, help me add something it's my first period

lucas: *not looking* the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

mike: you fucktard i said in history

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mike: give me one reason why i shouldn't smack that fucking bitch over there

max: you don't want to get your hands dirty

mike: shit that's a good reason

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noah: mothertrucker dude, that hurt like a buttstick on a cheek

millie: thaTS NOT THE LINE

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gaten: that bitch is so annoying

millie: honestly like shut up, no one cares

noah: who are you guys talking about?

gaten and millie: you

(they were kidding don't worry)

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noah: *sends video to group chat of him putting his feet (with sockkksss) in water* lmao guys i'm a rebel

finn: i'm blocking you, get out of this world

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dustin: *does something stupid*

mike: omfg you're an actual crackhead

dustin: i'm NOT a crackhead >:(

max: oh look the crackhead is mad

dustin: fuck you

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noah: they should not be called blueberries, they have purple juices, therefore they should be called purpleberries

millie: noah your last brain cell is failing you

(my friend deadass thought they should be called purpleberries. we argued throughout the entire lunch period)

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