i know the title is confusing...
juliana...
yOu HaVe FrIeNdS?!
i know, shocking. they're very few but oh well, they help bc they say weird shit.
let's get started:
(i kid u not my friends have said most of this shit)
max: sometimes i just really want to stab a bitch
el: mood
will: are you guys okay?
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mike: fuck guys i didn't finish the history essay, help me add something it's my first period
lucas: *not looking* the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
mike: you fucktard i said in history
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mike: give me one reason why i shouldn't smack that fucking bitch over there
max: you don't want to get your hands dirty
mike: shit that's a good reason
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noah: mothertrucker dude, that hurt like a buttstick on a cheek
millie: thaTS NOT THE LINE
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gaten: that bitch is so annoying
millie: honestly like shut up, no one cares
noah: who are you guys talking about?
gaten and millie: you
(they were kidding don't worry)
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noah: *sends video to group chat of him putting his feet (with sockkksss) in water* lmao guys i'm a rebel
finn: i'm blocking you, get out of this world
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dustin: *does something stupid*
mike: omfg you're an actual crackhead
dustin: i'm NOT a crackhead >:(
max: oh look the crackhead is mad
dustin: fuck you
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noah: they should not be called blueberries, they have purple juices, therefore they should be called purpleberries
millie: noah your last brain cell is failing you
(my friend deadass thought they should be called purpleberries. we argued throughout the entire lunch period)
