ashtonirwin: calum
ashtonirwin: pssst
ashtonirwin: calumcaluminthehood: ugh
caluminthehood: what do you wantashtonirwin:
caluminthehood: wHAT
caluminthehood: whY DO I NOT GET A WARNING
caluminthehood: it is
caluminthehood: tOO EARLY
caluminthehood: for you to look
caluminthehood: tHAT GOODashtonirwin: cute boys that are
ashtonirwin: """ignoring""" me
ashtonirwin: don't get warnings
ashtonirwin: it's as simple as thatcaluminthehood: you are saying that there is other boys i must compete with ??
caluminthehood: oh lord
caluminthehood: that would be fun
caluminthehood: but i'm not gonna fight for youashtonirwin: why not
caluminthehood: because
caluminthehood: i don't like you[ caluminthehood is offline ]
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ashtonirwin: it's rude to say things like that
ashtonirwin: you hurt my feelings bbycaluminthehood: boo hoo
ashtonirwin: why are you being mean
ashtonirwin: i thought we were friendscaluminthehood: well
caluminthehood: sorry to disappoint
caluminthehood: but no
caluminthehood: we're not friends
caluminthehood: you're just some guy i talk toashtonirwin: okay
caluminthehood: i'm kidding ash
caluminthehood: you're like
caluminthehood: my ONLY friend
caluminthehood: which i now realize is sadashtonirwin: you scared me
caluminthehood: sorry
caluminthehood: but i'm still not gonna fight for youashtonirwin: you don't need to fight for me
ashtonirwin: there's no one else i talk tocaluminthehood: then
caluminthehood: WHY
caluminthehood: do you
caluminthehood: have sex hair in that p h o t oashtonirwin: sex hair ? ?
ashtonirwin: you're kidding rightcaluminthehood: dead serious
ashtonirwin: it's not sex hair you dummy
caluminthehood:
caluminthehood: l i e s
ashtonirwin: i'm not lying
ashtonirwin: i just haven't brushed it yet
ashtonirwin: plus
ashtonirwin: it's too early
ashtonirwin: and one nights stands are stupidcaluminthehood: one night stands are nice
caluminthehood: a good 👉🏼👌🏼
caluminthehood: and you never have to see them againashtonirwin: oh my god
ashtonirwin: are you insane
ashtonirwin: don't you experience emotions??
ashtonirwin: don't you get attached??caluminthehood: no
caluminthehood: but you know what i DO have?ashtonirwin: aids?
caluminthehood: fuck you
caluminthehood: no
caluminthehood: crippling depression
caluminthehood: and the most powerful self hate you've ever seenashtonirwin: well
ashtonirwin: i was expecting a different answer
ashtonirwin: sorrycaluminthehood: it's fine
caluminthehood: i'm lying to you btw
caluminthehood: about the sex
caluminthehood: my depression is 100% genuineashtonirwin: i figured
caluminthehood: i haven't been dicked down in a while
caluminthehood: ugh
caluminthehood: i miss itashtonirwin: and i've come to the conclusion that you are in fact a dumbass
caluminthehood: i'm just blunt
caluminthehood: if u don't like it
caluminthehood: leave
caluminthehood: :)ashtonirwin: why wouldn't i like it
caluminthehood: i don't know
caluminthehood: alright
caluminthehood: i gotta goashtonirwin: whyy
caluminthehood: guess
caluminthehood: ;)ashtonirwin: oh my god
ashtonirwin: byecaluminthehood: byeee
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