caluminthehood: luke
caluminthehood: i need your help with something
hemmotional: what is it
caluminthehood: there's this guy
hemmotional: it's ashton
hemmotional: i know it is
hemmotional: just say ashton
caluminthehood: fine
caluminthehood: ASHTON wants to pay for me to visit him
caluminthehood: but idk what to do
hemmotional: let me see a picture of him
hemmotional: that might help
caluminthehood: why do you need a picture of him
hemmotional: you can't date an ugly person
hemmotional: i wont allow it
caluminthehood: ashton isn't ugly
caluminthehood: i swear he was crafted by gods
hemmotional: i will be the judge of that
hemmotional: lemme see
caluminthehood: fine
caluminthehood: he's gorgeous
caluminthehood: here
caluminthehood:
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hemmotional: oh wow
hemmotional: holy shit
hemmotional: damn that is a man right there
hemmotional: wait wait wait
hemmotional: he likes YOU??
caluminthehood: ouch you asshole
caluminthehood: and this is what he sent to me
caluminthehood:
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hemmotional: his beauty is makin my eyeballs sweat
hemmotional: fuck he's stunning
caluminthehood: how is this helping
hemmotional: boy you'd better go get him or else i will
hemmotional: goddamn
hemmotional: i regret being mean to him
caluminthehood: help me you pre-pubescent imbecile
caluminthehood: what do i do
hemmotional: calum
hemmotional: do i need to spell it out for you
hemmotional: fuck you're so blind
caluminthehood: ....
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𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 ⚣ 𝙘𝙩𝙝+𝙖𝙛𝙞 ✔
Fanfiction- 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙙, though perhaps cringy - "𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘰𝘴, 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘺. 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘳. 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦...
