ashtonofbricks: hey cal
caluminthehood: hi
caluminthehood: is there something you wantashtonofbricks:
caluminthehood: soon
caluminthehood: i promiseashtonofbricks: i have to wait like three more days and it's killing me
caluminthehood: and i thought i was desperate
caluminthehood: wowashtonofbricks: can we just talk about random shit to distract me
caluminthehood: yeah okay
caluminthehood: what do you wanna do when i get thereashtonofbricks: pft
ashtonofbricks: youcaluminthehood: what do you want me to see??
caluminthehood: any special places?
caluminthehood: anything big and exciting??ashtonofbricks: k im reealllly horny
ashtonofbricks: you've gotta know how that sounds to me rncaluminthehood: oh i do
caluminthehood: i have a really great idea
caluminthehood: will i get to meet michael?
caluminthehood: OR HARRYashtonofbricks: you don't wanna meet either of those people
caluminthehood: yes i do
caluminthehood: for my planashtonofbricks: what is your plan
caluminthehood: to make you jealous so we can have angry sex
caluminthehood: dUHashtonofbricks: this is not helping
ashtonofbricks: at allcaluminthehood: i know
caluminthehood: IDEA
caluminthehood: EVEN BETTER IDEAashtonofbricks: what is it baby
caluminthehood: will you take pictures with me
caluminthehood: for my tumblrashtonofbricks: you want me to?
caluminthehood: yesyesyesyesyes
caluminthehood: that would be wonderful
caluminthehood: fuck
caluminthehood: the image in my head is just
caluminthehood: G O L Dashtonofbricks: is my face gonna be in it
caluminthehood: mine isn't
caluminthehood: so yours doesn't have to beashtonofbricks: then yeah i'll take pictures with you
caluminthehood: y e s
caluminthehood: well uh
caluminthehood: now im a different kind of excited
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