Countryhumans & Cityhumans Oneshots

"Merde!" | No Ship |

⁂ a gorilla has broken lose and the Northeast African countries dont know what to do ⁂

|Somalia⇾Male|

|Eritrea⇾Male|

|Djibouti ⇾Female|

|Ethiopia⇾Female|

|Egypt⇾Male| (I see her as Female, but for the sake of having even genders)

|Sudan⇾Female|

|South Sudan⇾Female|

|Chad⇾Female|

|Kenya⇾Male|

⇾A lot of countries, I know, but I want Africa to be mentioned more|

⇾West Britain is not a country, but literally just West Britain. I heard them and Kanya have good trade relations so I added her in as a friend for Kenya|

⇾Yes, I'm going to make jokes about the Great Emu war and Italy losing a war agaist Greece|

⇾Chad is literally my favorite character in this- I think shes amazing|

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Eritrea bit his top lip as he looked at his fellow Northeast African countries.

Ethiopia was fixing up Djibouti's clothing while Somalia struggled to understand why she was so into making sure Djibouti looked perfect.

Egypt was painting a picture of Sudan with South Sudan in her arms and her cat on her lap. Suprisingly Egypt had at least 5 cats and for some reason that wasnt enough so he wanted to pain a picture of one. 

Kenya was joking around with his best friend West Britain. West Britain could only stop by every once in a while, but when she did she and Somalia were like best friends.

And Chad was talking about how awesome she was and how independent she was going to be not being aligned with anybody (yes, Chad is non-aligned).

Eritrea almost didnt want to ruin the happy countries, but him being the person he was.

"So, God news or bad?" He questioned, earning a confused look from the others. Sudan shrugged, looking down at her sleeping younger sister,

"Good." Chad cut in, adoring herself in the mirror. Egypt frowned, not looking up from his painting

"Bad. I'd rather get it out of the way." he replied. Eritrea couldn't help but giggle while his glance bounced back and fourth between the two.

"Ethiopia, you'll be the tie breaker this time." he said. Ethiopia wasnt paying much attention as she fixed up Djibouti's skirt. Djibouti whined as she itched the scratch on her arm she got earlier from Ethiopia's nail,

"Oh, do the good first." she mumbled, sighing and leaning down to grab something to clean the cut. Somalia nodded in approval, holding Djibouti's hand away from her cut,

"Alright well, nobody is hurt," he began, looking back down at the paper Central African Union, African Union's daughter, gave him,

"And-?" Kenya asked, adding himself to the conversation, West Britain drinking a cup of tea behind him. (No, she is not obsessed with it)

"But heres a gorilla on the loose and-"

"Theres a what?!" Sudan shriked, but not daring to move as she had a cat on her lap and a child in her hands. Egypt stopped his painting and walked over to her. He wrapped an around around her while he slowly took the sleeping Sudanese away so she could calm down,

"Sudan, it's fine-" Somalia chuckled to lighten the mood, "nobody is hurt!" He reasurred. Sudan slowly nodded,

"Right. I knew that." she said, watching as Egypt was walked away and placed South Sudan in her bed to rest,

"I can leave If you want-" West Britain said, placing her tea down. Chad decided to tease Kenya by walking behind them and wapping her arms them,

"No, stay! We love having you here!" She said winking. Ethiopiea shrugged, 

"Not like we lost a war agaist Birds before, so I'm not worried." she stated, finishing wrapping up Djibouti's arm before placing a small kiss on the bandage and letting her run free. Somalia shrugged, 

"But be careful either way... we dont want anybody hurt..." he mumbled. Chad rolled her eyes, walking away from the 2 blushing messes, also known as Kenya and West Britain,

"Hun, Italy took over Ethiopia, yet lost a war agaist Greece. Nothing can hurt more then that." she said, winking at her fellow Ethiopiran friend. Ethiopiea scoffed, 

"Well, you're Romanian flag rip off." she fought back. Chad stuck her tongue out,

"I have a DARKER blue you-"

"Guys. We have a gorilla on the lose. Will you stop." Eritrea cut in. The 2 girls stopped and stared each other down before huffing and turning away.

Djibouti came running back in and saw the anger on ethiopia's face. She decided she wouldn't mess with her instead walkers up to Somalia and layed her head on his shoulder.

The african countries all looked at each other (besides Chad who was still looking at herself in the mirror) and sighed,

"What should we do?" Somalia questioned. Kenya shrugged,

"Stay inside?" He offered,

"Boring!" Chad called out, fixing her hair,

"Then what do you have ms.perfect?" Kenya gritted his teeth making West giggle,

"As long as nobody is hurt, I say we have nothing to fear!" She said, "plus I'm not staying here with you guys" she mumbled,

"Guys, we should at least take a precaution!" Egypt said, holding Sudan close to his chest, "so nobody does get hurt!" He offered. Eritrea nodded,

"I agree! We can take something weaponly like when we go outside, and we can try to stay inside as much as possible so we wont atract it! Everybody raise their hand if they understand!"

Everybody raised their hand.

Well, except Chad because she didnt really care.