ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)

Commander Zim PT 1

Summary:

Warning: Story Contains Lemon

Finally Zim gets something right for once in his stupid life and it's the most important thing he could every possibly need to get right. With his new goal of becoming Prom King/Queen put into motion Zim unintentionally becomes Dib's life partner as the Irken's faith in the tallests being alive anymore is slowly fading away. This leads to a chain of events where Zim and Dib become parents to a clone smeet of them and starting a family.

However the tallests finally make contact with Zim to beg for his help as there has been a rebellion in the Irken Empire and they have nearly been killed by a fake tallest. Wanting to help his people despite knowing they hate him and never once respected Zim and his new family set off to end the rebellion and restore order to Irken Empire only to later come across different versions of themselves from the multi verse and weirdly become their guardians and councilors.

An AI generated Story written by me and generated by AI Dungeon and edited and proofread by me again lol. Main character was Zim.
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"My name Zim! You've probably heard about me from your fancy tv's or computers! I'm very famous! Yes that's right! The almighty Zim destroyer of worlds! You maybe asking why I'm talking to you all. Well Zim has a story he'd like to share with you all! A story about Zim and his life... Oh Dib too I guess." Zim explained.

"Hey!" Dib frowned, "I helped you know! You wouldn't have a story to tell without me!" He cutely protested.

"Yes yes! I know Dib stink! You did good! Zim will praise you this just once!" Zim chuckled.

Dib just sighed and blushed, "You're lucky this is a ZaDR story." He mumbled under his breath.

"What was that earth stink?" Zim shouted.

"I said! Why don't you continue your story now!" Dib explained.

"Oh yes of course! Where was I! Oh that's right! Zim was going to tell you a little bit about him and how this all began!" He gushed.

"Well you see Zim is an alien called an Irken, who only the tallest of our kind get to rule over. We've all got these fancy paks that are fully weaponized and would kill us if we got separated for more than ten minutes. Aside from that our one purpose in life was conquest through destruction!" Zim laughed.

"Zim is so great that he has single handedly caused mass murder to his own kind and even taken out two tallests and was eager to join the next mission of our invasion! But unfortunately Zim didn't realize at the time that tallest Red and Purple hated me and tried to execute me via trial... luckily the brains saw the error of their ways and pardoned Zim. Zim was later banished to the farthest corners of the galaxy in hopes he wouldn't survive. However as luck would have it Zim survived naturally and crashed on a dirty planet called Earth!" Zim explained.

"They were so pissed Zim survived and that Zim had been blending well into it's society as humans are stupid!" Zim gushed.

"Ahem." Dib frowned tapping his foot and crossing his arms.

"Well there's a few smart ones like Dib my arch nemesis, who kept getting in my way of conquering the planet. He's my life partner now! We have a family!" Zim gushed.

"Uh... spoilers Zim." Dib face palmed.

"Zim spoiled nothing! Human should of read summary! If they didn't that's on them not Zim!" Zim complained.

"Just keep going." Dib sighed wanting this over with.

"Zim has been trapped on this stupid planet for five years now! Zim has learned that it's water is like acid to Zim and even pours out of the sky for some reason. Zim is also getting better at his disguises and though Zim hasn't conquered the planet yet... though Zim feels any moment now the earth will be mine!" Zim laughed evilly, "And if it wasn't for a certain Dib worm! Zim would of conquered the world by now!" Zim explains.