ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)

Not So Alien PT2

"This is more like it!" Zim gushed.

"Nah I'll sleep in the same room as them." You teased.

"Ugh. Your true colors are showing you stalker." Zim hissed.

"C'mon Zim. Let's get to know each other." Keef said.
You sit in the bedroom as Zim and Keef also sit down. Gir bounces on the bed. "What does Keef wish to know. Mind you that Dib is not family. So private family matters stay out of his ears. As it's none of his business." Zim warned.

"Oh and what are you trying to hide from me? That you're actually some vampire not effected by silver?" You guessed.

"Maybe I'll trying turning you and you'll find out." Zim flashed his teeth at you.

"You can try! But I won't lose!" You tell him.

"Nom nom nom." Gir cutely nibbled on Zim's arm as Zim face palmed.

"No Gir. We're not vampires. It's impossible to turn others into anything. Because we are human. Although having bat wings would be fun." Zim explains.

"Imma eat you!" Gir laughed.

"You're doing a great job." Zim pats his head.

"Why do you think Zim isn't human? Dib?" Keef asked you.

"When we fought the zombie he hit it so hard its bones... I could hear it breaking. And suddenly he was five feet away than he was next to me and I felt the wind stir." You explained. "Won't be hard to move next to you with that distance. I'm pretty sure the wind was blowing you were to busy with zombie to notice. Also it wasn't hard to break its bone. It's a zombie Dib its bones are brittle and weak even you could do it." Zim laughed.
"But that doesn't mean I'm not human !" Zim insisted.
"Can I have some more details?" Keef asked.
"Ugh. Fine." You sighed. "His eyes are red and they glow!" You cried.

"Reflection from the sunlight can cause eyes to appear to be glowing. I have albinism genes. If haven't noticed. My skin is also paler than yours." Zim hummed.

"I uh... I'm mean it's darker than a vampires but did cross my mind you could be one." You blushed, "What about your teeth! There's no way that's natural tooth decay!" Dib explains.

Zim paused for a second as he actually didn't have a response for that one.

"Ha! No answer for that huh!" You smirked.

"Not one I'm willing to share." Zim countered crossing his arms and Gir went back to bouncing on the bed.

Zim paused, "Ah! I know! This will convince you!" Zim takes off his glove and presses his nails now hard enough to make himself bleed.

"It's the same color as yours and every other humans!" Zim tells you and Gir hugged himself shaking and whimpering.

Zim looked at him confused and looked at his hand, "I... forgot... Gir can't stand the sight of blood..." Zim gently cleans it up and comforts Gir.

"I... am desensitized to it..." Zim stares off in the distance, "Disgusting... nasty..." he grinds his teeth he looks like he's somewhere else.

Keef gently takes Zim's hands and Zim blinks and looks at him, "Uh... Are... you okay?" Keef asked.

"Oh... uh... yeah." Zim puts the glove back on he looks at his hand flexing it a bit.

"Ahem. Anyways there. Proof I'm human. Now can you please stop." Zim looks at you.

You had to admit. His blood is the correct color and that's hard to fake and it looks like your disguise theory might be wrong.too.

"Arm wrestle me!" You tell him.