"A prodigy? How kind of you!" Zeek hummed.
"What are you doing here Dib worm?!?" Zim hissed.
"I could ask you the same?!?" Dib shouted.
"Uh... well. Shopping obviously." Zim shyly admitted.
"Okay but why this store!" Dib asked.
"Oh that's easy. It's about myths and legends. Zim was just curious. And Zim saw news about vampire being caught and wanted to know more about that." Zim explained.
"Wait so you're not a vampire?!?" Dib blinked.
"No why would you think I'm a vampire?" He frowned.
"Well, your skin is pale and you don't walk around much in the daytime and you got super speed and you probably turn into a bat cuz you like to hide and all that stuff!" Dib explained.
"I'm a night owl. I'm also just fast." Zim rolled your eyes, "Turning into a bat how pathetic such weak creature is beneath me!" He told him.
Zeek slides over to Professor flashing a smile at him, "You're not going to say hello to me?" He asked.
"I am too busy to talk to you!" Professor shouted trying to look busy.
"I see." Zeek sighed and looked at Zim as he walked back to his side looking bored now.
"And that's just another reason why we need to kill you!" Dib explained.
"Because I look down a bat?" Zim asked Dib as if he's stupid, "Okay? Go ahead and kill me." Zim gets in his face, "You'll go to prison for killing a person. It's called murder and it's against the law." He tell him not at all scared of him.
"Let's just get out of here Zim." Zeek sighed and Zim looked at him pouting a bit.
"Okay." Zim said and grabbed his things.
"Okay." Dib said, "We'll go too." Dib explained and they all pay for their stuff and head to the parking lot in silence.
Zim and Zeek go back to the limo and just sit there.
"What was that about?" Zim asked.
"It's just not ideal to cause a scene like that." Zeek feels a bit gloomy that Professor ignored him.
Zim frowned, "You... seem... grumpy?" He explained.
"Perhaps just a bit." Zeek admits as starts the limo and heads home, "I like you want to have fun with this mission. So it's not fun when my prey don't react the way I want them too." Zeek explained.
"Ah." Zim nodded.
He wondered if he'd feel the same if Dib just gave him the cold shoulder.
Zim quickly dismissed it as idiocy, Zeek was probably jealous that he was getting all the attention and might even get to become a full fledged invader.
"Well. Whatever you say." Zim hummed.
Once Zim arrived home he quickly hit the books and the internet to learn about vampires and the paranormal.
He had his own room. He didn't feel like sharing with his dad who seemed to have an urge to get him a pet.
"Gir is my pet." Zim texted Zeek sighing as Gir was his kinda of dysfunctional sir unit meant to serve him, but despite his smeet like behavior he cherished him.
"Yes but..." Zeek typed.
"I don't need a pet!" Zim texted him back.
"I'm getting you a cat." Zeek replied.
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ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)
Fanfiction-on hiatus- A bunch of one shots involving your lovable Zim and Dib as they go from enemies to friends to lovers or straight from enemies to lovers. Summary for oneshot is in each of their begin chapters. Angst, violence, death, blood, gore, and yea...
