ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)

Things Change PT 5 (discontinued)

They are lovers now.

They completely skipped friendship and went straight to lovers.

Dib just hoped this didn't come back to bite him in the ass. He doesn't know how long he made out with Zim or Zim made out with him. They were completely lost in each other's affection want to greedily take more and more from the other, when a knock on the door nearly made them both shriek.

"Dib! Zim. Dinner is ready." Professor explained softly.

"Kay be there soon." Dib replied trying to calm his panicked heart.

Zim clung to Dib and looked adorably flustered and mad, "Come on... we have to go eat now." Dib gently gives Zim a head pat calming the Irken down.

They slowly separated and Zim carefully put his disguise back on correctly. Dib slowly unlocked the door as him and Zim head to the kitchen trying to act like everything is normal. Both of their nerves are on high alert and they both are kinda jumpy.

They took their seats next to each other as Clem served dinner. Gaz gives her brother and Zim a curiously look and Dib just gives her a sheepish smile. Zim is trying to stay calm, but it looks like he might start screaming at any second. Clem takes his seat and starts eating pudding.

"It's so nice to have everyone here." Clem chimed.

"Yes..." Professor gives Clem a side eye that goes unnoticed thanks to his goggles, "Oh that reminds me! I invited your subordinate teacher over to have dinner. Because they new to Dayton." Professor explained.

"You what?" Dib cried.

"He can do that?" Zim blinked.

"Hopefully they show up. The pudding will get cold." Clem replied.

"Now now. No need to be upset. We've got to do our best to welcome the city folk that move to our neighborhood." Professor asked.

"I guess? I just wish it wasn't today, but whatever." Dib sighed and nodded to Zim.

"Zim doesn't like the sub. He's shady." Zim replied.

There's a knock on the door and Clem says for them to come in. It's Zeek. He's  wearing a trench coat over his silver ruffled fancy shirt, black skinny tight jeans, a black fedora with silver goggles and a katana in it's black sheathed connected to his silver metallic belt.

"Speak of the devil. Hello Mr. Adarth." Dib sighed.

"Good evening children. My apologies I had a last minute emergency that required my attention making me untimely late." Zeek heads over to Professor and sits next to him and Clem.

"It's okay! You're just in time for pudding!" Clem hugged Zeek, who tenses up looking like he doesn't like being hugged.

"Oh great. Wouldn't want to miss that."  Zeek laughed nervously and curiously looked at the pudding, which Dib and Zim ate along with Gaz and Professor.

Zim didn't like it too much, but it was eatable and he didn't like how Clem was watching him expectingly. Zeek tried and paused.

"Ahem. You used pure coco powder?" Zeek tried not to cough.

"Yeah! Only the purest and fresh of ingredients!" Clem beamed.

"Pure coco powder is far to bitter. You need to add honey instead of sugar cane and cinnamon to sweeten it up. I'll help you out." Zeek offered.

"Oh no! It was too bitter!" Clem started started cry.

"It's actually a really good attempt though. It's so rare to have pure organic pudding! Not an easy task either! You had a good idea throwing in the vanilla, but vanilla has a very uh... lack luster taste, which the cinnamon was definitely the right call to counter. It's very close! I look forward to seeing you succeed on this! And if you do! You should definitely sell it to the world!" Zeek beamed.

"Really?!? You think it could be that good?" Clem asked.

"Of course of can! You just need to work hard at it! And you'll succeed guarantee!" Zeek hummed.

Clem hugged Zeek, "You are an angel! Can we keep him?!?" Clem asked Professor, who looked at Zeek sweat dropping.

"Sure. But he's not staying in the house! He can visit whenever though!" Professor explains.

Zeek was finally released and gasped for air, "I'll visit often than." Zeek winced as Clem looked so happy he could explode.

"You disgusted me." Zim scoffed.

Zeek looks at Zim and smiles baring his teeth and Zim blinked a bit confusion, "Why that's Zim?" Zeek hummed and softly smiled glaring at him.

Zim frowned staring at him, "I don't know. I just don't like you." Zim tells him.

"That's fair I guess." Zeek hummed.

"Anyways... Ahem. Don't mind him. How do you like Dayton! Must be much better than Zuzu!" Professor gushed.

"Yeah. I love it. Quiet rural... reminds me of my old hometown. I think I'll stay here." Zeek hummed softly.

"Hey dad! If Zim and I finish our pudding. Can we go outside and play?" Dib asked.

"Only if you take your sister with you." Professor explains.

"Fine." Dib sighed.

"I'm coming with-" Zeek tried to protest.

"Zeek come help me make some pudding!" Clem started pulling Zeek away.

"I- okay." Zeek sighed and accepted his fate.

Dib and Zim eat their pudding along with Gaz and escape the house. Zeek has to stay and help Clem improve his organic chocolate pudding recipe. Dib drops Gaz off at the aracadd giving her the extra money that Zim didn't spend to use.

"You know the deal. I get to go run around and do whatever. You get to play your games." Dib tells her.

"Go on than. Try not to kill each other." Gaz shooed him off and goes to play the arcade games.

"Come on. Let's go to the park. I think I've bought us an hour." Dib explained and Zim nodded.

They sat on the swings and shared Zim's candy snacks. They even shared more kisses that were more intense than the last. Zim seemed to like it better if Dib just had some chocolates recently. Dib groaned and enjoyed Zim sucking his face even though he knew he shouldn't.

They looked deeply into each other's eyes almost dreamily. At some point Zim actually crawled onto Dib's lab and they held each other tightly as their tongues battled against the other.

"Dib..." Zim was panting.

"Mmmhmmm." Dib nodded.

"Zim feels strange." Zim tells him.

Dib gasped and bites his lip as he feels it too. Dib is aroused and Zim has been grinding against Dib's crotch which had a hard lump present.