ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)

Not So Alien PT1

Summary:

The Irken Empire is a mostly human race with the exception of their odd eye colors, super human feats and shark teeth and their advanced technology.

Zeek and Meb decided not to let the control brains enslave their people and commuter mass genocide on the brain's people instead using the paks against them.

The two scientists are banished from Irk and Miyuki goes with them along with a tiny Irken child named Gir. The three of land on earth and start their lives. Zeek makes a clone of himself which he raises to be his son to be Zim. Meb makes a clone of himself that grows up to be The Professor and Dib. Miyuki decides to marry the Professor becoming Dib and Gaz's mom.

Zeek also adopts Gir and later Zim adopts Keef to join his family.

Dib gets to met human Zim and they can't help, but get on each other's nerves.

Zeek is responsible for the creation of the Swollen Eyeball Network which also acts as a rehabilitation program for other species as well as earth's protector from the save species if they are to get out of control.

Dib gets involved in the rehabilitation program cause of Zim and there's lot of drama and shit it's great.
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You are Dib Membrane a sixteen year old boy that's trying his best to be a para normal investigator and get good grades. You don't really have friends though.

You are sitting by the window in the front row staring out the window wishing school was over already.

"Oh before. I forget. We have two new students going to show up for school tomorrow. Show them all the misery in the world." Miss Bitters explained.

You felt hopeful. A new student! Two! Could you finally have someone, who's interested in what you love? You hope so.
You look out the window seeing the two boys. They look really scared but it doesn't matter. You could still talk to them.
When the bell rings you rush outside to go see the two boys.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING GIR?!? Why would you eat that! Spit it out now! Now! Spit it out!" One of the boys screamed as he started squeezing the smaller boys sides to make him spit out a slug.

"Hehehehe!" The small and insane boy just giggled.

"Ew! Ew! It's so slimy! Why is it slimy!!! Ahhh!" The taller boy screamed grabbing a stick and flinging the slug away.

You have never seen such a strong reaction to a slug before and you tried not to laugh as you looked them both over.

The younger boy appeared to be fourteen with slate blue eyes, black hair with parts of it sticking up in a wave style. He wore a turtle neck light green and dark green stripped long sleeve shirt with black vest over it that had pink accents and a neutral emoji design on it. He had black jeans and black combat boots and black rubber garden gloves on.

When he opened his mouth his teeth look geared shape and you hope he had a good dentist.

"Ahahahaha!!! It's so cute!" The small boy's voice was high pitched and girly as if he's not quite puberty yet or if he has it's not made his voice drop yet.

"Cute! Cute! Are you crazy! It's disgusting!" The older boy screamed in horror flinching.

This boy was around your age and only a foot shorter than you wearing knee boots with heels, black pants, and a pink fluffy coat with lighter pink sleeves. He had fingerless gloves and black long nails. His black hair was brush backwards into a combover that made it look like it was bush for lack of better words. His teeth were far worse off than the younger ones as they looked shark like as if they are fangs.