ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)

Dim and Zim PT2 (End)

"Uh no. I'm good with a non romantic relationship." Dim explained honestly scared that the Zib's pak would murder him if he tried for a romantic relationship.

Zib sits properly in his chair and sighed, "Fine. I guess. I'm still going to kill you one day." He explains.

"That's fine. Before you do... let's hunt some of those cryptids you like. I've actually found a few promising locations and have gotten to met a few of them myself." Dim explained.

Zib had his legs crossed indian styled and looked at Dim in shock and blinked, "Really?" He asked.

"Yeah I got a few pictures." Dim hands him a camera and Zib eagerly looks through them and gasped as his eyes sparkled in awe.

"These are so good! Did you show everyone?!?" Zib asked.

"Of course! In fact the whole universe knows about me. The station likes to show my cryptid hunts throughout the galaxy to warn evil doers to beware as I Dim! Earth and multi universe's greatest protector! Shall find and destroy them!" Dim gushed.

Zib felt so jealous. This bastard is living the life he wanted to, "I'd love to have you join me as my partner. It can be a rough even for me. I've had many close calls. And if I had someone who can succeed me and do my job. Id feel better." Dim smiled offering his hand.

"You... want me to... be your partner... and join you... to protect the universe?" Zib asked in shock.

"It's much more fulfilling than mindless destruction. What do you say? You'll one day become greater than I and the universe will be cheering your name." Dim beamed.

Zib weakly takes his hand and nodded, "Yeah... Yeah! I'd love to!" Zib shouted happily.

"Zim wants everyone to be cheering our names!" Zib's pak shouted in his head happily.

Zib blushed a bit as he pulled away from Dim, "Thanks..." he explained.

"No... thank you Dib." Dim smiled.

"Huh me?!?" Zib looked confused.

"I only became earth and the universe's protector cuz of you. So thanks. You gave me a new purpose. I can be proud of." Dim beamed and Dib stared at him feeling his heart wanted to explode.

He felt weirdly happy to hear that and a bit sad, "I wonder... had I accepted my Zim's truce... could we have done this? Protect the universe together..." Zib thinks and felt unsure and his pak gave him no hints on if that was possible.

"Ahem. Anyways. We almost to earth. Look!" Dim points to the earth planet.

Zib looks at it and starts crying in joy. He was finally coming home after so long. He didn't care if it was a cheap replacement for his true universe. He'd take what he could get. They flew down and parked inside Zim's house.

"You still use you're house even though you are pretending to be me?" Zib mocked him and Dim ignored him as he helped him out of the ship.

"Dim isn't sure what year it is. Let Dim check. I've been gone for a long time." He checked in with the computer that lets him know he's been away for about five years, "Dim is... 23 now." He mumbled.

"Ha! I'm older! I'm 25!" Zib bragged.

"Why are you older?!?" Dim made confused noises as Zib laughed at him telling him that he's a pathetic worm baby and that he'll always be a smeet compared to him.

"This smeet is going to kick your ass!" Dim tells him as the space ship descended into the lab.

"Bring it!" Zib was ready to fight again.