ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)

How To Live PT1

   Summary:

The world's smartest man. A man that if didn't exist would fall into chaos. What happens when said man mets the universe's smartest alien that is the only living being in the universe that can save the Irken race from themselves?!?

Egos and minds clash as they have to learn to deal with the other and understand the other!

Also Zim is at his lowest point when the new tallest Ammar has basically issued him to come and receive his execution. Now with a bounty on his head  and an annoying human earth boy trying to kill him. Zim struggles find the will to not just give his new tallest what they want (Zim's death.) It's up to the rogue Irken Zeek to help Zim learn how to live to save Zim from serving his Empire and dying and probably somehow indirectly taking his life partner with him.

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He's the smartest man alive! He's never wrong about anything!

What about when-

Or that time when-

HE'S NEVER WRONG ABOUT ANYTHING!

Professor Membrane the founder of Membrane Labs had worked harder than any human being to get where he is today! Sure there was some setbacks, and some miscalculation, but! But! That was nothing!

That was nothing...

But a deadly miscalculation almost killed him...

And he would of been dead...

Had it not been for the mysterious stranger...

He's tall, lean, with long black hair tied in a ponytail with bangs and his eyes...

Obsidian with a hint of red and orange specs.

Professor didn't believe in ghosts or all that paranormal stuff, but this guy... Was like a shadow that walked the earth. Nearly impossible to find and track down.

It was almost a challenge for Professor, which in itself was kind of fun and exciting. This man he didn't even know what was his name was.

How many people has Professor asked now? It must of been hundreds. He's not his son. Professor isn't some investigator. Professor couldn't leave it alone though. He had to see the man again. Thank him for his kindness and see if he's okay.

"Never seen the guy before."

"Oh... I guess I saw someone like that... don't know where he came from."

"Don't think he's from Dayton."

"He looks like those investigator types from tv."

"Investigator types?" Professor paused and consider this.

The trip to the detective agency wasn't one Professor thought he would ever be making. Just being inside the small crapped office space that was inside the back of the Dunkin Donuts made him uncomfortable. Detectives are just borderline conspiracy theorists. Professor didn't like conspiracy theorists as they are insane and completely illogical with their theories. He had always scolded his son when he tried to walk the same path as them.

Aliens? Government experiments? All nonsense!

Professor peeked into the office to see Bill was in the office today and groaned, "Good evening Bill. Is Hopper and Hootie around?" Professor gives the man a fake smile as he hated this guy as he's just one of the crazy kids that used to go to school with Professor.

"Wow! The Professor Membrane in the flesh! Ain't you a sight for sore eyes. Yeah nah. Unfortunately Hootie is chasing leads in Zuzu something about a homicide case involving a pool. Though agent Hopper is on patrol here with the police doing the normal rounds. Why?!? You actually got a case? Come on! Let me have it!" Bill begged.