ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)

Invading The Mystery Shack: Weird Armageddon PT3 (End)

"Zim! Don't you want to punch Bill in the face for lying to you?!? For embarrassing you like this! For tricking you?" Dib asked, "And don't you think this fake Dib is acting weirdly. Like he seems really insistent on this wedding thing! Kinda weird!" Dib shouted.

"Someone shut him up!" Fake Dib snapped and the fake Professor puts a weird high tech muzzle on Dib's face with a smile on it, "Now than. Let's try to enjoy the rest of this ceremony." Fake Dib smiled.

"R-right..." Zim turned to face Clembrane as the others try to warn him, but also get muzzled.

"You can skip the part about objections... seems we've did and done that." Fake Dib waved his hand.

"Right than. Now we shall exchange rings and vows to the other." Clembrane announced.

Fake Dib gets on one knee and opens a black box he pulled out of his coat pocket, "Zim. I've thought about this moment a few times trying to wrack my brain with what I could possibly say to you." He explains as the chairs wrap around Dib and the group to keep them there.

"I was losing hope when you found me. Hope that I was sane. Hope that there's more to life than science and the normal stuff. Hope that I'd ever get to discover something new beyond my planet and explore the vast unknown of space! Hope that my dreams and passion for the weird and unknown would every go anywhere. Now every day I'm with you. I'm living the dream! I never want it to end. I swear to you Zim I will protect you. I will comfort you and help you even if you're stubborn to let me. I'll never letting you get away from me you alien freak. I love you." Fake Dib explained.

"Awl!" Mabel gushed with her muzzle on.

The real Dib saw something shift in Zim's body gesture and felt himself smile like an idiot. He knows Zim well enough to know that Zim looks annoyed and down right angry. He feels hopeful that his words somehow make it through to Zim.

Zim stood up straight and tall raising his chin upward as if to look down on, who was ever in front of him. His voice is more authoritative and more I'm the boss of you with no respect at all, when he spoke to this person kneeled before him.

"As you should be." Zim takes the ring and puts it on his finger, "Zim has a ring for you. And his vows." There was irritation and impatience in his voice that made the real Dib scoff victorious, though his voice muffled.

"Your earth ring." Zim dropped it on the fake Dib showing immense disrespect towards him glaring at him with cold eyes.

The fake Dib seemed none the wiser as he picked up the ring and laughed, "How cute. Treating me like a slave just cause you're embarrassed." He put the blue sapphire ring with onyx band on his finger as he stood up.

"Don't be embarrassed. The others don't matter. This wedding is all about us. Our big day." Dib kissed Zim's hand and Zim looked equally disgusted as the real Dib did.

The wedding was starting to feel more cringy and the group noticed it as they were picking up Zim's discomfort from the situation he's now in. The real Dib is wondering why Zim is even allowing this continued at this point.

"Now it is time for the final part of this ceremony. With the confirmation of both parties wanting to bind their souls to each other and the exchanging of the ceremonial daggers with kiss. You will finally be husband and husband and partners for life." Clembrane explained.

"Wait.... Did he say... ceremonial daggers?" The real Dib thinks and has a pretty good idea what's about to happen.

"I do! I want you to be my life partner and my husband! Forever and ever!" The fake Dib offered up a crimson dagger.