ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)

The Dungeon With Dragons PT1

Summary:

Just Zim learning to become Dib's friend and lover and falling in love along with Dib. Nothing special honestly.

Okay I lied.

Dib invited Zim to game night which inspired Zim to try to great his own game night by using earth as his board game.

It's DND BABY!!! Dungeons N Dragons lol

Also I call Clem fish dad. So hush he is fish dad! Clone of Dib's father and fish combined into one thus fish dad or Fish.
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Two figures have decided to use the forest to be their battlefield. Standing at four feet and ten inches Dib Membrane the earth's unwanted protector and with him is a tiny green Irken alien named Zim standing at three feet and ten inches.

The cool autumn breeze blows through the forest making Dib's black trench coat sway in the wind and Zim's wig threaten to fly away. They circle each other as neither wants to give an inch even though Zim's plan to suck up all the water and fire it into the sun was recently destroyed and put out of commission.

It seems the Irken still wishes to fight his human rival incredibly annoyed with the human for stopping his water vanishing plan.

"You still at it?" Dib sighed as Zim laughed.

"But of course! Zim must conquer your stupid earth planet!" Zim tells him.

"Mmmhmmm... let's just get this over with." Dib whips out his chain whip, "You like? Dad made this for me. It's a whip and a belt!" Dib gushed lashing it at the air making it crack loudly.

"That's stupid! Just like you!" Zim tells him and takes out a pair of strange guns from his pack, "I made something to! It's going to blast you and turn you into liquid goo!" Zim bragged.

"We'll see about that." Dib scoffed.

They've been having these'sparing events about every week now since Zim's last attempt to destroy earth failed horribly for him, though he'd never admit it.

It feels like these days Zim is getting more serious about defeating Dib and he's had to up his game with the help of his dad to fight off Zim, than Zim just steps up his game to match Dib.

They've know each other for three whole years now working on a third and they are still trying to beat the other. Today is no exception as Dib runs around trying to whip the guns out of Zim's hands as he runs toward him and blast him. Dib pulls off a few cool tricks he's been practicing and felt pretty happy with himself with how well he's gotten at fighting off Zim. In a weird way, it's like Zim has taught Dib to become a solider of good and Dib has taught Zim to become a better invader. Though neither of them would ever admit that.

As they were coming to the climax of their fight a screen appeared blocking a gun shot from Zim and catching him with a net. Dib sighed deeply as Zim screamed trying to break free.

"Hey dad." Dib whipped his whip back into a belt and put it on.

"Curse you human! Zim will destroy you! Just you wait until Zim gets free of this stupid net thing again!" Zim screeches in the net.

"Time to come home I guess, right?" Dib smiled.

"That's right! Tonight's family night." The screen flies over to Zim, "Are you coming too?" He asked.

Zim hissed, but hesitated. He normally refused, but he'd be lying if he wasn't a little curious, but it was too risky with the lab man being able to just stop Zim like this.