"There's nothing here." Professor complained.
"Oh I'm sorry? Did Zim ask you?" Zim snarled.
"Zim! Shut up. Dad the ship is probably cloaked. Look for the ground that looks disturbed or off. That will suggest something is there that we can't see." Dib calmly explained to his father as Zim just looks grumpy.
"Okay." He replied in an annoyed tone.
It was a fairly remote spot. The trees looks fairly unscathed with not even a hint of something hitting the ground and coming to a halt. It was very strange. Dib thinks the ship must of crashed like a meteor would. There was no attempts made to try and land. The ship just BAM like a ball hitting the ground from the sky. Still Dib thought there should at least be some sort of sign of this... They were about halfway through the forest when they came across something that looked off.
"Is that a ship?" Gaz asked pointing to an oddly out of place ripple effect.
"It could be anything." Zim scoffed.
"How do we uncloak it?" Dib asked.
"I don't know you're the genius here." Zim mocked him smirked.
"Zim!" Dib growled.
"Zim is just here because he has to be. Not cause he wants to be." Zim snarled.
Dib groaned and grinds his teeth as he steps toward the weird ripple.
"Alert! Alert! This a uh... military ground... we uhhh... will shoot?!?" A robotic voice shouted.
"What the hell?" Gaz whispered.
"They are talking about us." Dib told her.
"That's the ship! It's trying to get our attention." Zim laughed.
"Please step back! Uh... from the base! Ten feet back yeah." The robotic voice cried, "Do not come closer! We will shoot you!" The voice explained.
"I bet this is the AI guarding the ship. Tak had one!" Dib gushed, "We come in peace!" He shouted.
"These humans are looking for your master! Shoot them dead!" Zim laughed.
"Zim!" Dib screamed in horror.
"We will shoot you! We will shoot you!" The robotic voice warned them.
"Wait! You're afraid of us?" Dib asked.
"Kill them!" Zim tells the ship.
"Shut up Zim!" Dib shouted.
"Ahem. Excuse. Uh... talking disembodied voice. My name is Professor Membrane. What is your name?" Dib's dad asked.
"Oh? Hi! I'm Reo! No wait! You need back up! And leave! Or I'll shoot you. Please don't make shoot you. The police will come. Then I will have to shoot them. And just won't end... I rather avoid it..." Reo the robotic voice cried.
"Reo!" Dib said, "Is that your name? You're supposed to be guarding the ship?"
"I... uh... yeah. Why the hell did you come here?" Reo asked.
"Zim told you. You dumb bot. The humans are here to try and find your master!" Zim warned.
"Are you Irken?" Dib shouted and Reo didn't respond, "Are you Grey?" Dib asked.
"I'm great!" Reo joked and made his own sound effects, "What that was funny wasn't?" He asked.
"It was horrible. Never speak again." Zim shivered.
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ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)
Fanfiction-on hiatus- A bunch of one shots involving your lovable Zim and Dib as they go from enemies to friends to lovers or straight from enemies to lovers. Summary for oneshot is in each of their begin chapters. Angst, violence, death, blood, gore, and yea...
