ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)

Zim's New Outfit

Summary:

Dib and Zim are friends now kinda. Life is good. Dib has reached puberty though and to make things worse Zim has decided to wear a new outfit that's going to make Dib question his sanity.

Who knew aliens can be hot?
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It all started durning the pool trip. Zim had worn a female bathing suit to the trip to not show his skin as he doesn't feel comfortable showing it as it gives his enemies (mainly Dib) more spots to attack and hurt him. Dib had made fun of him and immediately the popular girls defended Zim from Dib saying he could wear whatever he wanted.

After that the popular girls have been inviting Zim to sit with them to Dib's bewilderment. They want to take Zim shopping for clothes and help him express himself. Zim is extremely excited by this idea. He could use more disguises.

The five girls are walking through the mall as Dib stalks them, we'll mostly he's stalking Zim, but still stalking the group still the same. Stacy, Maria, Janet, Chelsea, and Trish. Stacy was the bubbly blonde haired girl, who loved pink and had a beautiful voice. Janet had purple spiky haired and wore tomboyish clothes. Maria had long black hair and pale skin and liked to dress up like a punk rocker. Trish had short blonde and wore prep clothes. Chelsea was the girly girl, that loved to wear nice fitting dressed and had long brunette hair.

They were inside JC Pennies looking at all the clothes, "Look!!! It's a pink hoodie!!! So you stay extra warm and super cute!" Stacy chimed.

"Ooohhh Zim likes warm things!" Zim gushed.

"How about this? You can be flashy and loud and the center of attention with this outfit!" Maria was showing off some cute rock band outfits.

"Zim loves all of those things!" Zim gushed.

"How about sexy, confident and dangerous! Or princess like and fancy!" Chelsea shows him a beautiful pink party dress and a more sexy sleek red dress.

"Yes! Zim will take all of these things!" Zim gushed.

"How about something to show your manly features. Something that screams cool, wild, and rebellious." Janet shows off some cool guys clothes.

"Yes please! Gimme gimme!" Zim was so eager to have it all.

They pay for the clothes for him to wear, "So what's the deal with Dib and you? You two have been at each others throats from day one." Janet asked Zim.

"He's my arch nemesis! He's always getting in Zim's way and ruining all of Zim's plans!" Zim complained.

"He's also a jerk. I mean yeah. Most of us at school are, but at least a good majority of us don't go out of our ways to bully a kid." Janet explained.

"Bully?" Zim asked confused.

"Yeah you know. Cause he's insulting you, disrespectful to you and always picking on you." Stacy looks at Zim worriedly.

"Isn't that what arch nemesis supposed to do though?" Zim felt confused.

"Oh honey..." Maria pats his shoulder, "He shouldn't have to be your arch nemesis. That's not a relationship. That's just toxic behavior." She explains with pity.

"Zim... isn't sure he understands." Zim admits.

"Do you at least know why he's getting in your way?" Stacy asked.

"Yes! Because he's ugly and stinky and wants Zim to suffer! So he had to get in Zim's way all the time! He won't let Zim win!" Zim explained.

"I don't know if you know this Zim. But Dib is kinda a creep. I'm pretty sure I've seen him stalking you a few times and that's not okay." Stacy tells him worriedly.