Summary:
A story about life and how it continues even if one stands still.
A story of evolution, personal growth and more.
A story about an alien named Zim and a human named Dib.
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Time waits for no man...
One year after the Florpus...
In the deepest parts of his base, a five foot three inch tall green skinned boy was happily working away on his newest plan to destroy the earth, when suddenly his pak buzzed giving him an announcement that made his blood go cold.
"Urgent meeting at Irk. All invaders are to report to Irk to gather for new tallest reassessment." It explains.
Zim dropped the weird alien wrench on the floor in shock. It hit the cold floor with a large clink sound.
Tallest Red and Purple? Gone? But how? Why?
Irk was so far away and Zim's hyperdrive is still busted. He'll never reach irk in time.
Besides did he even want to be the tallest anymore?
Of course he did! Why wouldn't he?
"Master Zim. Your nemesis is at the door again to come drag you to skool again." The computer sighed.
Zim glanced at the screen that showed his front door. The thirteenth year old human boy with an abnormally large head just waited patiently with his hands in his black trench coat rocking back and forth on the heels of his red pointed toe boots whistling.
That's right... Today is a skool day...
"You know, if you don't go he's just going being annoying and ugh!" The computer cried frustrated that even he can't get rid of the dumb human with the security system.
"ZIM COME ON! I NOT GOING TO SKOOL WITHOUT YOU! Don't make me come in there and drag you out!" Dib kicked the door and glanced nervous at the gnomes that turned to face him and had their eyes turn red.
The threat was only as good as Zim's current level to give a shit. Right now Zim's not sure if he gives a shit or not.
"Imma fire my lasers. Imma do it!" The computer is getting blood thirsty.
Zim did want the human alive to have him watch his earth be destroyed, so he better make sure the computer doesn't blast Dib into swish chesss, though be hilarious if the computer actually managed to do that.
"Alright. Alright. I'm coming! I'm coming." Zim hissed pressed a button on his control panel in the labs to speak over the intercom system.
"Hurry up! We're going to be late!" Dib groaned.
Zim heads over to the machine that slammed down around him. There's a lot of spinning and bright lights as Zim's disguise is instantly put on him. The machine released him and he heads to the elevator to pop out of the toilet. Zim's black latex boot carefully stepped on the seat cover of the toilet, but today it moved on him.
"Wahhh!" Zim ended up face planting into the titled floor of his kitchen, "Who the hell put the toilet seat cover down!" Zim growled and hissed.
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ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)
Fanfiction-on hiatus- A bunch of one shots involving your lovable Zim and Dib as they go from enemies to friends to lovers or straight from enemies to lovers. Summary for oneshot is in each of their begin chapters. Angst, violence, death, blood, gore, and yea...
