"Are you nervous?" Zim asked.
"Yes." Dib told you.
"Come on it's not a big deal. I'm not going to jump you or anything!" Zim said.
"Heh... you say that now, but you might not think that later." Dib takes Zim to his room.
"Why you think that?" Zim asked confused.
"I Um... would like to... show you affection... the way we earth people do... and I'm not sure how you'll feel about that since well... the way we show affection is through reproduction." Dib blushed.
"Dib that's literally impossible for my kind to do." Zim tell him.
"I just want to try you know? Please?" Dib blushed.
"Well... yeah okay." Zim tell him.
"Thank you." Dib hugs Zim and he hug back.
"So... do you want to sleep in the same room?" Zim asked.
"Uh something like that. It's just better if so lead here." Dib shyly closed the door and locked it, "Okay... first we both get completely naked. Humans like skin contact with their partners. Okay?" Dib asked you shyly.
"Weird... but okay. I've already been tainted with your earth germs in your mouth. What can possibly be worse than that?" Zim asked taking off all his clothes except your pak.
Dib takes off all his clothes and looks at Zim and his smooth green body, "Huh... you really don't look like you have gentility... how do you know your a boy than?" Dib asked.
"I just do?" Zim shrugged, "What is that thing between your legs? It's utterly hideous." He cringed a bit.
Dib blushed feeling self conscious, "That's uh my penis? It shoots out sperm that fertilizes eggs." He shyly explains.
You look at it curiously, "Can I poke it?" Zim asked.
"Just be gentle okay it's sensitive." He blushed.
Zim gently put Dib's penis into his hand, "Oh my god it's disgusting."
"I'm sorry!" Dib cried, "I just thought it would look more like a stick or something."
"It feels so weird... it's fascinating on a weird disgusting way." Zim tell him.
"Come on you're embarrassing me..." Dib looks shy.
"Zim will try to control his outbursts of disgust and bewilderment then... so how does this... penis work." Zim feel the outsides of the penis and poke Dib's ball sack.
"Uh these store the sperm and make the sperm. They are called ball sacks. They are the things of you hit hard enough it hurts really bad." Dib blushed taking Zim's hand to gently message the sack.
"Your skin is so smooth. So soft..." Dib groaned.
"You are... very squishy. Yes very squishy in deed." Zim tell him.
"Anyways the sperm get pumped through the shaft of the penis until it pours out of the top. Like a soap dispenser. Except you pump the shaft up and down." Dib explained.
You gently grab his penis and thrust it up and down, "Like this?" Zim asked.
"Yeah like that. And uh... since it's so sensitive. Touching, rubbing, messsaging and pumping is pleasurable to us humans." Dib was breathing hard.
"You are breathing hard and your face is turning red... is this a side effect of pleasure?" Zim asked him and he nodded.
"Zim.... Kinda likes seeing you in pleasure." He tell him.
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ZaDR Oneshots (Invader Zim)
Fanfiction-on hiatus- A bunch of one shots involving your lovable Zim and Dib as they go from enemies to friends to lovers or straight from enemies to lovers. Summary for oneshot is in each of their begin chapters. Angst, violence, death, blood, gore, and yea...
